I gather Ponders was out drinking with Pardew and Woodman and............................???!!!!!!~~~### ...................... ....... and Pardew said "don't worry Ponders I been through this before, you just get sacked and are given sack fulls of money to go" Ponders smiled
There was a variety of sausage on display at one point, but Alan Pardew was definitely not there. Not that I noticed, anyway. I suppose I was a Wood-man at one point - the memories are so blurry. Just forget I mentioned anything about it...Please?
Come on Ponders, you can tell your Uncle Franco... I'm happy to sign the 'official secrets act' if that helps... If you persist with this secrecy I'm afraid I'm going to have to start up a new thread with the title... 'Ponders spangled... what happened...? Answers on a postcard'. Don't make me do it big fella
I shall consult my legal team and get back to you on this one. It is a very delicate situation... Very delicate, indeed.
