Cyclists.

Tell me about it. The free teas and coffees afterwards was especially awkward. Nobody could even face the cucumber sandwiches.

 

You have to be an idiot/have a deathwish to cycle round London.

Shame though, I like cycling

 

Be sure to have a good fart before locking up yer bike.

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Is that nae Jonno.

 

That's honestly what I imagine Kirung to look like

 

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ST's Bike

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I like it!

 

Funnily enough I do too. Do you know who it belongs to?

 

Maddie?

 

Pee Wee Herman

 

Andrew Mitchell ?

 

Ba Boom tish

 

I'm training my Bull Mastiff to attack cyclists. He's slowly getting the hang of it, and the tyre marks on his back just make him look extra hard. It's going to be worth it when he can bring a pedalling ponce down in a single well timed lunge, without ending up underneath the ****'s wheels. It'll be a joy to watch.

 

It's what phone cameras and social media were invented for

 

Men with small cocks and even smaller self esteem own bull mastiffs.

 

It's what phone cameras and social media were invented for

 

I have a Chihuhua

 

Your boyfriend must be delighted.

 

Ooooh, get her.

 

Men with beards who drink skinny lattes ride bikes.