Cuddly Ken Bates

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Evening **** face Northern slag <ok>, you'd kill to have a chairman like ours <whistle>

The officials like me but everyone likes me geet as I'm a lovely bloke :grin:

You'd better tell the missus to get the pledge ready as you've got a nice big golden bollocks trophy coming your way soon <whistle>

Evening/morning ya cockney chav twat<ok>

The missus aint talking to me mate, so i'm gonna have to polish the big trophy myself, has i've been doing for the last 3 weeks if ya get mi drift:emoticon-0165-muscl

And didn't you guys want the yank outta your place not so long ago, him being a tight git an all that?
 
Evening/morning ya cockney chav twat<ok>

The missus aint talking to me mate, so i'm gonna have to polish the big trophy myself, has i've been doing for the last 3 weeks if ya get mi drift:emoticon-0165-muscl

And didn't you guys want the yank outta your place not so long ago, him being a tight git an all that?

Bashing the bishop hey mate so your arm must be ****ed <laugh>

No mate we more than happy with JB :grin:<ok>

You'll probably be nominated again for missing your plane so who knows you might retain it which even Farsley didn't manage to do! <whistle>

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Bashing the bishop hey mate so your arm must be ****ed <laugh>

No mate we more than happy with JB :grin:<ok>

You'll probably be nominated again for missing your plane so who knows you might retain it which even Farsley didn't manage to do! <whistle>




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'Kin Farsley voted for me<yikes> me 'n' him will be having words<grr>

G'neet Steve, off to bed mate, got a ****ing acceptance speech to write tomorrow.
 
In Rome 2000 years ago they'd fill a bag full of hungry rats and tie it round his neck, with his head inside.
 
im a little sus on this deal, i just have a funny feeling Leeds are being screwed over in someway! not that im a fan of the not so mighty Weeds but no club deserves to be screwed over! good luck lads! hopefully he is willing to splash out!
 
I got a story about Batesy, kinda pointless but I'll tell it anyway.

When I was a kid I had a Chelsea mate who's dad used to be some kind of Chels exec. So they took me along for a day out to watch a friendly or some **** in the pre season. Pre match we were in this VIP-kinda room and Batesy was there. My mate was keen to say hello to him, so I went over with him.

At the time Chelsea had just signed Ruud Gullit, so being a 10 year old kid with nothing else to say to Bates, I asked him;
"What do you think about your new signing of Gullit"

Batesy just looked at me through his trademark ***** specs and said;
"What do I think? I think he's black"

I had no idea what to make of it as a kid, but my old man thought it was pretty funny <confused>
 
DONT ANSWER THAT <doh> just found it Tate is decent Jerome Thomas. hmmmmmmm far from quality <doh> but then considering what you have already it could be an improvement <laugh>