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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Toonitus, Oct 18, 2021.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    In the hole.

    a thimble sized hole given his small size.
     
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  2. Toonitus

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    Nowhere
     
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    He couldn’t have done worse if he was trying to hide.

    Heard Jones after the match, it was ****ing frightening. Like listening to Bruce and Carvers love child. Talked utter bollocks and said we deserved the point. Seems to be as dozy if not worse than Bruce.
     
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    They grafted and I think that's what he wanted to see. Get back to basics seems to have been the idea.

    Previously they'd become a soft touch... Easy to beat.

    Palace should've scored at least 3 though..

    After watching that and looking at the table cab you see why I said we're in serious trouble now? You can't tell me we're not in a relegation battle.

    This is one of the worst if not thee worst nufc side I've ever seen in my life
     
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    Yeah I can see it now - I couldn’t believe Jones rocked up with that formation. Lascelles, Clark, Ritchie, Krafth and Fraser should have been nowhere near this team. Back four was obvious. 3 in CM was obvious.

    There are basics this team aren’t doing but Jesus Christ the coaching staff are beyond ****ing brainless. Just get Fonseca in now, or whoever, can’t wait on this clown he’s as culpable as Bruce after today.
     
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    I now find myself hoping Norwich beat Leeds because failing that we're going to be about 2 wins and a draw from safety this time next week.

    If we do go down it's just a delay, but we'll see banners like we did at villa at every ground on final day.

    It'll be a rough one, but we'll get the last laugh


    We're going to need very thick skin.. Some will be wishing this takeover didn't happen
     
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    You can put 2 of us in there mate, I've used the same description of them in the past with kids football. They can't do the basic basic stuff. They can't control the ball, they can't pass the ball, very few have the ability to dribble the ball, all but ASM are scared to receive the ball, I guarantee most the ****s close their eyes when they try to head the ball, too many like going to ground too easily (especially Fraser today) nobody looks to try and find find space, even if they did find space none of them look like they have the brain power to suss out how to play a ball into it, positionally they're all over the shop. Tactically all over the shop, Darlow and his ****ing kicking the ball to opposition players - If the **** can't KICK IT OUT then roll it out. The pace at the back is woeful. When we press a player we get to about 7 yards of them then look like we're squatting to take a **** with our arms at our sides. It not closing down, it's not pressing, it's not jockying it's like musical statues on a football pitch.

    They like to LOOK like their busy. and ffs just cause you shout, yell and pump your fists does not make you a good communicator. It's non existent.
     
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    Him and ASM we're both playing as number 10's or in Bruce's head False 6's
     
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    You can't win games on the premier league now with **** like darlow, krafth, lacelles, Hayden Longstaff and lacelles all in your team.

    Never going to happen.. Even Norwich will beat that side
     
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    Bang on. They’re ****ing pro footballers though there has to be something in there to work with.
     
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    Half a team of dossers
     
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    Max is unhappy he looks out of shape lost and utterly fed up
     
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    Missing Brucey
     
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    Seriously even in January we'll struggle to attract anyone that's good
     
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    We might aswel plan for the championship now and bounce straight back.

    No point ****ing around buying dossers that just want money
     
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    Just sick of it has been for weeks...
     
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    Not true if we do some scouting. Plenty good players all over the place
     
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    We're ****e and by January we're going to be all but relegated..

    Forget it mate you can't attract much other than big sam kinda ****e
     
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    Season ticket will be easier
     
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    All aboard the negativity train. Woo woo!!
     
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