Match Day Thread Crystal Palace v Spurs

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Skiddy is absolute ****e at wumming!

His"Spurs Spiral Watch" thread is going to go down in history as the Mother Of ALL Wum ****-Ups!
Well, he is the runt of the Marx Brothers litter. His parents saw this immediately and even spelt his surname differently to disassociate him from the rest of the family. Uglier than Groucho, not as funny as Zeppo and a less eloquent than Harpo.
 
Skiddy is absolute ****e at wumming!

His"Spurs Spiral Watch" thread is going to go down in history as the Mother Of ALL Wum ****-Ups!
But you see dear Tiny todger the thread will run and run and is by far the best on the board.....why? Because after 56 years of butt hurt you Spuds come back for more which leaves all the lads saying.....You don't come here for the football do you! <laugh>
 
Well, he is the runt of the Marx Brothers litter. His parents saw this immediately and even spelt his surname differently to disassociate him from the rest of the family. Uglier than Groucho, not as funny as Zeppo and a less eloquent than Harpo.
With you being Gummo because my cocks always in your mouth. <ok>
 
No it's called sleeping you old drunk but nice to see you only crawled out of yours after the game.

Because I was busy watching the game, you dozy old ****wit.

It's almost 1.30 pm over there. What time do you crawl out of bed then? When the hangover eases up a bit?
 
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Nah you was pissed up in bed waiting for the game to finish but please be careful with the hangover OM

Unlike certain pissed up old tossers, I try to avoid embarrassing myself by any premature bragging. Or worse still, trying to Wum by starting Ill conceived threads that blow up spectacularly in my face.

You should try it sometime. Might save you some embarrassment <ok>
 
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Unlike certain pissed up old tossers, I try to avoid embarrassing myself by any premature bragging. Or worse still, trying to Wum by starting Ill conceived threads that blow up spectacularly in my face.

You should try it sometime. Might save you some embarrassment <ok>
A match thread doesn't qualify under any of those alcohol riddled thoughts old man but i'll let you get back to your hangover.
 
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A match thread doesn't qualify under any of those alcohol riddled thoughts old man but i'll let you get back to your hangover.


No ****, really?

So, let me see, a Chav fan - one who has a weird obsession with Spurs - starts a 'match day' thread about a game between C.Palace vs Spurs?

I don't think a pipe and deerstalker are required to conclude that it was a premature Wum attempt that blew up spectacularly in your face.

Glad we've cleared that up. <ok>
 
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