Cryptic Quiz

Just want to say these are brilliant chantstiger. Will have a go at making some of these up myself. In fact, here's a few now (and a clue - they all played the same position):

1. Pale bivalve mollusc
2. That's not your mound!
3. Atkinson's offspring
4. Part of the foot and part of the leg were conquerors
5. Watch out, you're about to get tackled!

thanks very much, I must admit I hoped it mifght take people a bit longer to get but we have some very knowledgeable lads and lasses on here.
 
Correct answers so far are

1. Receptacle for womens under garments – Gary Brabin

2. Plonker possibly with a Coxswain – Rodney Rowe

3. Make intelligent remarks increasingly – Theo Whitmore

4. Greeting to an Indian settlement – Ken Houghton

5. Blustery Donkey – Dean Windass

6. Shake Gandalfs Stick – Ken Wagstaff

7. Lancashire Bread cake attracts pollinators – Nick Barmby

8. Your Mother Brothers Lad – Daniel Cousin

9. Soft Fruit based Ice Cream Dessert – Richard Garcia

10. Jays Close Relation – Chris Simpkin

11. Dick possibly with more than one pair of new Trainers – Richard Sneekes

12. Shorty from a park off Bev Road - Although I forgot that stuart pearson could also fit this clue... its what Im looking for

13. Bovine Cock Sure Scrapper – Jimmy Bullard

14. Doorstep Noble – Matt Duke

15. Band Leaded Fuel in an East Hull Accent – Nicky Forster

16. Relaxed place that’s not quite a City – Chris Chilton

17. Exclamation of pain in a joint on Bransholme, argh… -

18. He Had to Pick a Pocket or Two… - Craig ***an

19. HGV on Farmland covered with undetonated ammunition rounds – Lawrie Dudfield

20. Bird of Prey spanning a river – Craig Falconbridge

21. Purchase a Metric Weight – Andy Payton
 
Just these 2 to get then:

12. Shorty from a park off Bev Road – not stuart pearson

17. Exclamation of pain in a joint on Bransholme, argh… -
 
my apologies I was actually sad enough to google in before I wrote it. but on second googling ton is the yank way of spelling metric ton

and for those of us old enough to remember, ton is the normal way of spelling real ton!
 
Few more for you, on a theme again:

1. Queen's small south african barbecue
2. Overweight prostitute
3. Gangster's girl meets insect
4. Detest Mr Philpott
5. Multiple excitement in rabbit home
6. The sound made by a goat running through leaves

Sorry some of these might be ****...
 
1 lizacue
2 horton
3 mollfly
4 hately
5 warren joyce
6 murdoch

it has been necessary to invent new players to fit the answers.
 
you sure? I think #3 is Molby

no not sure at all. yours sounds much more likely. i thought it was just players and i couldnt think of one beginning with moll so i just added fly on the end when ant didnt work. you might want to take 1 and 6 with a squelch of sodium chloride as well.