Off Topic Cryptic crossword

[Woodyhoopleson]

St. Peter

 

[littleDinosaurLuke]

St. Peter

No, he had trials for Chelsea, but was too squeaky clean to get a contract. He's no John Terry, is he?

 

[Saints_Alive]

John Stones?

 

[littleDinosaurLuke]

John Stones?

Spot on mate. To me to you

 

[Saints_Alive]

A two buck portrait of a distant wafter (9,6)

 

[littleDinosaurLuke]

A two buck portrait of a distant wafter (9,6)

Tough one mate. Thomas Jefferson on the two dollar bill.

Jefferson Farfan

 

[littleDinosaurLuke]

Dearly beloved Northern heavyweights? (10)

 

[surreyhoop]

Darlington?

 

[littleDinosaurLuke]

Over to you

 

[surreyhoop]

Little pussy from germany perhaps? ( 4,5 )

 

[Rod-nee]

Ralf Minge? Dynamo Dresden.

 

[surreyhoop]

Your turn

 

[littleDinosaurLuke]

Ralf Minge? Dynamo Dresden.

Never would have got that!

 

[Rod-nee]

RN robots zap the new home of this very unpopular defender (4, 8)

 

[Saints_Alive]

John Terrance?...

 

[Rod-nee]

No, but just as unpopular as Mr Terry.

 

[Steelmonkey]

No, but just as unpopular as Mr Terry.

That can only be Jose Bosingwa, but it doesn't fit the clue!

 

[Taffvalerowdy]

That can only be Jose Bosingwa, but it doesn't fit the clue!

I thought it was Zabaleta - but again doesn't fit the clue, as he is Pablo

 

[Rod-nee]

"RN robots zap" is an anagram of Trabzonspor, which is "the new home of..." Mr Bosingwa.

 

[Steelmonkey]

Ha! Had to be that ****! Did he ever play a decent game for us?

Is Roy from this dark stream? 9,6