These modern artists have got a nice wee scam going for themselves. If ye say it's ****e it's apparently because yer too thick to understand their "art". These ****s get paid a mint to perpetrate the modern art myth in cahoots with the arts establishment.
I would've pumped the daughter in that particular combo. 2nd bottom, taking wan aff her da's pal. please log in to view this image
Hirst (pickled sheep), Emin (spunk stained sheets), Ofili (elephant sh1t), Pollock (dropped his paint on the floor) etc etc should all be feckin ashamed of themselves. As long as there are cnuts who pay to see it and pay to buy it this sort of nonsense will continue.
There's a guy who paints with his tallywhacker. He's called pricasso please log in to view this image
Here, that isny a bad idea at all. The fannies in the art establishment would love it. I shall call my first art installation "Trauma", which will evoke the trauma of a tragically lost digit, how I overcame it, and my continuing struggle with it, by doing a finger painting with the missing finger. So, basically a blank canvas. They'll pay me millions for it.
You'd definitely be one of those Outsider Artists then Gambol. Like a downy guy who makes sculptures out of empty juice tins.
Dammit. If only we'd thought of it before the paralympics. I could have been artist in residence. Blank canvasses everywhere to remind us of the inherent struggle of the disabled and the *****s.
