Salt n Vinegar Square
Cheese McCoys
Chilli Doritos
Man goes to his doctors complaining that his penis is orange. The doctor looks at it and says 'Do you work with chemicals? the man replies 'no' 'Well' the doctor say 'Do you lift heavy equipment? again the man replies 'no'... 'Well, what do you do all day?' asks the doctor... the man replies 'Watch porn and eat wotsits'


scampi nik-naks. Do they still do them?

I used to eat them with my left hand when I was younger.
Then I'd go home and **** while sniffing my left hand and imagine I was with a right filthy cow.
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Are Scampi Fries crisps?
Quavers are reconstituted so fries..