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  1. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    @BobbyD knows how rough the prison in hong kong is I went to. It was a ****ing crazy place.
     
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    Skylarker, Dec 15, 2018
  2. Zanjinho

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    Been caught speeding three times... <whistle>
     
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  3. Blueman

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    Obviously.
     
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  4. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Obviously what?
     
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    Skylarker, Dec 15, 2018
  5. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    .....in a stolen car
     
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  6. Blueman

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    You wouldn't understand it.
     
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    Blueman, Dec 16, 2018
  7. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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  8. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Well no but I've had it all translated before. The general jist is I got smashed and did some crazy **** on an aeroplane that was happening to be landing to refuel in Hong Kong. I planned to go to New Zealand but only got half way!!
     
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    Skylarker, Dec 16, 2018
  9. Blueman

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    <laugh> Class.
     
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    Blueman, Dec 16, 2018
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  10. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    The longest London went without a violent killing in 2018 was just 16 days, according to Sky News analysis.

    After tracking all killings in the capital, including cases ruled as manslaughter as well as murder, Sky News found the longest gap between fatal attacks was between 25 September to 10 October.

    A fatal shooting on 18 December in Enfield brought the number of people violently killed in the capital to 130.


    Twice this year, on 20 February and 15 April, three people were fatally attacked on the same day.

    The year's two bloodiest months, February and March, saw 16 and 21 people die.
     
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    Commachio, Dec 22, 2018

  11. Blueman

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    Now you know why l love Plymouth in comparison. Mate it's like a friendly village here.
     
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    Blueman, Dec 22, 2018
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  12. Burly Hurley

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    Its rumoured there was a murder in our village in 1548 although the other suspect was a really smart but aggressive bull!!
     
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    Burly Hurley, Dec 22, 2018
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  13. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Raging Bull.
     
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    Commachio, Dec 22, 2018
  14. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I've lived in London for most of my 57 years, and despite being an incorrigible smartarse with a tendency to mouth off in the face of provocation, I have never been stabbed. I have been punched and, on one occasion bottled, but never stabbed.

    Curiously, Since I stopped drinking, none of that **** has happened, nor have I finished the evening in the cells.
     
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    Archers Road, Dec 22, 2018
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  15. Stan

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    We Built This City On Sausage Rolls
     
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    Stan, Dec 22, 2018
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  16. PleaseNotPoll

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    There's over 10m people in London every day. I'm surprised that there are any gaps that lot, to be honest.
     
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    PleaseNotPoll, Dec 22, 2018
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  17. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    If you want a comparison to how violent your town is to a town in the USA, google US cities by population.

    The nearest city in size of population to Portsmouth is Birmingham, Alabama.

    In 2017 there were 2 murders in Portsmouth, in Birmingham Alabama, there were 78.
     
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    pompeymeowth, Dec 22, 2018
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  18. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Is that the Other Guys' cover version ?
     
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    PINKIE, Dec 22, 2018
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