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  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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  2. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    6 convictions
    Untold cautions
    Currently on a year's suspended
    Well ard
     
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  3. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    Got arrested for arson and criminal damage as a teenager.

    There was a local woods near us and we used to build bike ramps and make fires, blow things up, pellet guns, sling shots - you know the usual.

    It was close to the edge of a field and one day my mate said I wonder how quickly the bale of hay would go up (recently been cut and baled).

    The bale itself was huge and my stupid mate set it on fire without truly thinking about the consequences and we frantically tried to put it out with a 2 litre bottle of water but it just took off and we panicked.

    Never the intention to do any damage.

    Anyway that mate panicked and rung the fire brigade whilst we ****ed off on our bikes.

    Unfortunately there were other kids there and they new my mate and grassed us up.

    I got formerly arrested and interviewed, fingers prints and DNA swabbed.

    We made up a story that the fire jumped from our bike pit to to the field when we weren't watching.

    The fire had spread to a load of bales and must have been seen from the busy road nearby.

    We got a caution and had to write a letter of apology to the farmer.

    That mate owes me a beer I reckon! We kept quiet to our parents that it was actually him just setting it alright.

    Got beer taken off me by police and given stop and search tickets a few times.

    For the most part I was a good kid!
     
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  4. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> Brilliant. Mine was pretty straight forward. Tried to stop them arresting my mate, who had pissed in their petrol tank.
     
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  5. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    Come on then Saff, spill the beans
     
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  6. Libby

    Libby 9-0

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    Been nicked for various things but only ever charged with petty things like twoc n criminal damage.

    Once got nicked for street robbery with 43 ecstasy tablets on me, miracle that they weren't found in the 16 hours I was there really.

    Any convictions I had are spent now though :)
     
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  7. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    If I listed my crimes on here anyone who read them would soon be added
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    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    I stole chewing gum from Co-Op, When I was 7 years old.
     
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  9. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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  10. Spent a night in the cells for being drunk once but they let me go without even a caution. Passed a few DBS and counter terrorism checks so guessing my family were all semi well behaved as well.
     
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  11. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    What about? I've never been arrested, mate.
     
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  12. Harsh but fair, mate.
     
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  13. I’ve tapped plenty on the shoulder, but nothing has ever stuck.

    I’m known as Teflon by the local fuzz.
     
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  14. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> **** off.
     
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  15. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    You're a grass then?
     
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  16. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    Good thread Stan, what about you then?
     
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  17. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    I've been busy all day, mate. I did intend answering it on this long train journey but I've been chatting away a to a couple people on here.

    I should have time tomorrow.
     
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  18. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    Nothing to report! I’m a good lad!
     
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  19. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Been to prison in 3 continents.

    Luckily my job interview went to panel and they gave me the job as the offences in thr UK were minor. The foreign stuff didnt even show up on a dbs.
     
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  20. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    My charge sheet from Hong Kong is like a book, obviously I have no idea what it says but i kept it for memorabilia!
     
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