I was stabbed once. Long story short - armed police involved, he got caught, went to trial he got off
Do you reckon it could have been someone off here tipping them off? "it's alright lads, the coast's clear, he's just posted to say he's off to the gym"
If it was, the bloke who copped the whack from the bat won’t thank them for it. They got next to nothing before I was onto em.
I had a bloke try to rob me with a carving knife once. Got up close and tried to push me towards an alleyway, but I was too pissed to notice the big ****ing knife, so I shoved him off. Went to punch him, finally spotted what he was holding and did a runner. Bumped into a police car on the way home, so I told them what happened. Went back to the scene and another bloke flagged the car down. He tried it again with this guy, but he chucked a bag at his head and ****ed off. Really **** mugger. Nothing other than that, barring the odd twat trying to hit me.
Had an uncle who was handy with his fists, so some of my early childhood memories were of Christmas dinners with him sitting at the dinner table with lumps out of him or as more often the case, him missing because he was yet again doing time.
You got banned for requesting that someone else should get a ban. You also had an epic meltdown and cried to the mods when someone copied your username. You’re projecting again Tiddler.
Been caught window shopping down the local park again lately? No wonder you have a special relationship with social services.
Is that supposed to be me? I’m a black, Tunisian, Moroccan, Muslim, homeless immigrant! According to you and the other FMs!
I once stole a black jack from Woolworths.. was ****ting myself walking out the doors onto the high street let me tell you.
