Off Topic Cricket Thread

Funny as ****. Hazelwood threatening they’ll throw the game against the Scot’s, then this happens!!

 

I was thinking about that earlier ha ****ing ha. So India, then the final, (I hope) anyone watched India?

 

Yeah they look good but we seem to be approaching our best form at just the right time. No reason why we can’t turn them over.

 

Its such fine margins, just takes one bowler to misfire and you are out

 

India absolutely smashed the convicts yesterday. Rohit 92 from 41 balls.

 

Rashid has probably been our best player this tournament, we’ll need him and Sam Curran (he hasn’t really got going yet) to be on top of their game. I believe these two guys could win the match for us.

 

I saw something on Sky re Sam Curran, it was either in a lunch break or a rain delay. They said that his figures dont always come out at the top when reviewed, but he does appear in a large percentage of winning teams for England, which is taken into account

 

**** ‘em

 

He’s one of the best players in the world when it comes to this form of the game. He became the record buy in the IPL. The bowlers will win this game coming up.

 

Also no reserve day for the england v india but the other semi gets one.

If our game is rained off India into the final as they "won" their group.

Not having a resever day for a semi final is ludicrous imo

 

I may have mentioned something similar on X yesterday and there was an invasion of Indian fans trying to call me racist

 

I was wondering about that

 

Haway England, win the toss and bowl, both with unchanged sides

 

Kohli gone. Rohit next please.

 

Or Pant, that'll do nicely

 

Good over from Curran there. Get Rohit and you get India. Might shut these biased Indian commentators up*


*yes, I'm still banging on about that

 

Fecking rain

 

Joke this mind. Particularly the rules. Never heard anything as stupid as literal Different rules for the different games. Congratulations to the corrupt bastards in India and at the organisers committee. Bet their pockets are full

 

Its staggering isnt it? having said that it may well piss down tomorrow also.

 

Well it’s sunny at the minute apparently. But they’re still off the pitch. The umpires pockets must be bulging!!