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Ah bless the little Aussie loves are asleep Lol wait till they awaken <laugh><laugh><laugh>
Hate to say it though…..our new found optimism may very well come back and bite us on the arse. England are never too far away from a batting collapse

I’m still prepared for our Aussie friends taking the piss mercilessly
No piss taking mateys. You can keep all your piss. Wouldn't want you to get too dehydrated from all your sobbing if we perchance extinguish your series comeback hopes. :emoticon-0100-smile
Been relaxing and watching Head make a game of it.
Seriously, you should have been in a commanding position, but Head butted England with a great knock, ensuring the next day or maybe two will be interesting at least.
I feel sorry for poor old Yorkie, who's only got day 5 tickets.

This 'Rain Dance' is for you Yorkshire,

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Doin' my best to make it rain for you on day 4.
Wish me luck. :emoticon-0128-hi:

BTW, as for Col's reverse psychology, he even sounds angry in that too. :emoticon-0136-giggl
What do they say about leopards and their spots? :emoticon-0138-think
Luv ya Col. :emoticon-0109-kiss:

And what can I say about Staines ...that Steels hasn't summed up perfectly!
WUM, WUM, WUM, WUM, ... WUM, WUM, WUM, WUM ... etc., etc., and so on. :emoticon-0118-yawn::emoticon-0118-yawn::emoticon-0113-sleep

And IF we should lose, all I can say is 2-1, 2-1, 2-1, 2-1, 2-1, 2-1.
Let's head on across to Old 'Manure' Trafford and settle this.
Then that will allow Stainesy to watch from his plush Oval box, the Dead Rubber without having a seizure from all his excitement. :emoticon-0105-wink: :emoticon-0102-bigsm

Good luck, (obviously not) and read you tomorrow, your time. <ghost>
 
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No piss taking mateys. You can keep all your piss. Wouldn't want you to get too dehydrated from all your sobbing if we perchance extinguish your series comeback hopes. :emoticon-0100-smile
Been relaxing and watching Head make a game of it.
Seriously, you should have been in a commanding position, but Head butted England with a great knock, ensuring the next day or maybe two will be interesting at least.
I feel sorry for poor old Yorkie, who's only got day 5 tickets.

This 'Rain Dance' is for you Yorkshire,

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Doin' my best to make it rain for you on day 4.
Wish me luck. :emoticon-0128-hi:

BTW, as for Col's reverse psychology, he even sounds angry in that too. :emoticon-0136-giggl
What do they say about leopards and their spots? :emoticon-0138-think
Luv ya Col. :emoticon-0109-kiss:

And what can I say about Staines ...that Steels hasn't summed up perfectly!
WUM, WUM, WUM, WUM, ... WUM, WUM, WUM, WUM ... etc., etc., and so on. :emoticon-0118-yawn::emoticon-0118-yawn::emoticon-0113-sleep

And IF we should lose, all I can say is 2-1, 2-1, 2-1, 2-1, 2-1, 2-1.
Let's head on across to Old 'Manure' Trafford and settle this.
Then that will allow Stainesy to watch from his plush Oval box, the Dead Rubber without having a seizure from all his excitement. :emoticon-0105-wink: :emoticon-0102-bigsm

Good luck, (obviously not) and read you tomorrow, your time. <ghost>

You never let me down mate :emoticon-0137-clapp
Great bants. Prepared for your upcoming piss taking if we throw this one away :emoticon-0140-rofl:
 
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Is this am omen? England ladies beat Australia ladies in the latest T20 to keep their ashes hopes alive.... set 119 from 14 overs under Duckworth Lewis method they won by 5 wickets with 5 balls to spare.....
 
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No piss taking mateys. You can keep all your piss. Wouldn't want you to get too dehydrated from all your sobbing if we perchance extinguish your series comeback hopes. :emoticon-0100-smile
Been relaxing and watching Head make a game of it.
Seriously, you should have been in a commanding position, but Head butted England with a great knock, ensuring the next day or maybe two will be interesting at least.
I feel sorry for poor old Yorkie, who's only got day 5 tickets.

This 'Rain Dance' is for you Yorkshire,

You must log in or register to see images


Doin' my best to make it rain for you on day 4.
Wish me luck. :emoticon-0128-hi:

BTW, as for Col's reverse psychology, he even sounds angry in that too. :emoticon-0136-giggl
What do they say about leopards and their spots? :emoticon-0138-think
Luv ya Col. :emoticon-0109-kiss:

And what can I say about Staines ...that Steels hasn't summed up perfectly!
WUM, WUM, WUM, WUM, ... WUM, WUM, WUM, WUM ... etc., etc., and so on. :emoticon-0118-yawn::emoticon-0118-yawn::emoticon-0113-sleep

And IF we should lose, all I can say is 2-1, 2-1, 2-1, 2-1, 2-1, 2-1.
Let's head on across to Old 'Manure' Trafford and settle this.
Then that will allow Stainesy to watch from his plush Oval box, the Dead Rubber without having a seizure from all his excitement. :emoticon-0105-wink: :emoticon-0102-bigsm

Good luck, (obviously not) and read you tomorrow, your time. <ghost>
I’ve always liked head