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Ah now lads come on.....

Let's all take a deep breath and get back to a bit a civility, We're all hoops on here......

It's too bloody early in the morning for sorting out differences and who said what.....

The cricket has been brilliant so far, just the pushing of sportsmanship has pushed us to where we are...... just need to beat the sh1te out of the aussies from Thursday to keep it interesting.....:biggrin:
As Trammers cool it everyone.
And please be civil.

Look MCC have censored members after their response to the cricket yesterday. I believe that is not a good thing ( not good on cricket rules myself...I should be a test match umpire).

So you all receive a MCC censor and please continue with the light banter and not the heavy FO stuff. Remember we all bleed Blue and White

thank you. Xxx ❤️
 
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As Trammers cool it everyone.
And please be civil.

Look MCC have censored members after their response to the cricket yesterday. I believe that is not a good thing ( not good on cricket rules myself...I should be a test match umpire).

So you all receive a MCC censor and please continue with the light banter and not the heavy FO stuff. Remember we all bleed Blue and White

thank you. Xxx ❤️

I've just apologised Beth.
 
Thanks SW. I did realise that Col speaks his mind without fear or favour, but when you've been up all night to admire the Test that just finished, it can be daunting to find a comment that basically tells you to piss off, or at the very least, in a crude way, to stop posting.

I wish that I could apologise for the Aussies behaviour re: Bairstow, but it's not my place and if anything, it should be up to the lawmakers to amend the situation with more defined rulings. As has been the case with the Mankad.

As a Test cricketer, and even a first class cricketer, Bairstow should know the rules. DON'T leave your crease until OVER called by umpire. He should have known Aussies were gunning for him after his attempt to out Labuschagne in almost similar circumstances only a few days earlier. If anything, this certainly riled Stokes and we, the viewers, were treated to some marvelous, albeit perturbing for us Aussies, cricket shots.

Having said that, plenty of keepers have used the very same laws to their own side's benefit.
And pretty certain these days they'd be coached to make sure the batter stays well in his crease to prevent any advantage from taking place. It becomes second nature to defend their territory as it were.
Still, not a good look, as was the infamous underarm incident of WSC several decades back.
Didn't like that either.

But what's worse is the behaviour of the mob in the Long Room. Players should be allowed free passage from the field to the dressing rooms, and vice versa, without fear of being insulted and definitely of being touched.
Now that was a bad look. A matter for the head honcho, one Stephen Fry, president of the MCC, to be looking into, also without fear or favour. I am in no way insinuating that Mr. Fry had anything to do with that incident and from what I've read, is a decent and upstanding bloke, even for a Norwich FC director/supporter.

Anyway, game done, sour taste in many mouths, but an even tastier third test has been set up.
Essential viewing IMHO. Read from you then guys and gals.

Back to the cricket....

What Bairstow tried to do was completely different to what Carey did.
Grabmychain was trying to gain an advantage by batting out of his crease, whereas Bairstow wasn't trying to gain any advantage and was just walking down to talk to his partner at the end of the over.
 
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Ok. I still maintain that I wasn't in any way trying to bully you or say that you shouldn't post.
It was just a flippant remark, probably due to a lot of **** going on my end.

I absolutely apologise that my comment upset you so much.
Col, that is very big of you to apologise. And I accept it.
I am almost certain that it was heat of the moment stuff considering the way the cricket ended and not meant with any verbal malice, but at around 3 - 4 am in the morning, when the thread was bereft of any human interaction, to see your comment made me think "what did I say to upset one of the posters I admired on this board?".
BTW, not trying to brown nose to you. However, I do admire the way you speak your mind, especially to the muppets that invade our board with their mind numbing verbal diarrhoea.
Thanks Col. And hope that you will call me out if I offend you in any way mate.
And good luck at Headingley. :emoticon-0148-yes:
 
Back to the cricket....

What Bairstow tried to do was completely different to what Carey did.
Grabmychain was trying to gain an advantage by batting out of his crease, whereas Bairstow wasn't trying to gain any advantage and was just walking down to talk to his partner at the end of the over.
I didn't say it was exactly the same. Just pointing out that Bairstow should have been aware that his action was duly noted by the Aussies and he should have been expecting the repercussions.
It was not a good look and as I alluded to previously, although it was within the law, maybe something the cricketing authorities might try to adjust to prevent similar acts from taking place.
 
As Trammers cool it everyone.
And please be civil.

Look MCC have censored members after their response to the cricket yesterday. I believe that is not a good thing ( not good on cricket rules myself...I should be a test match umpire).

So you all receive a MCC censor and please continue with the light banter and not the heavy FO stuff. Remember we all bleed Blue and White

thank you. Xxx ❤️
Thanks Beth. I'm sure we will stay within the bounds of decency as per your instructions.
And as you say, QPR in the blood forever.
 
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Thanks Beth. I'm sure we will stay within the bounds of decency as per your instructions.
And as you say, QPR in the blood forever.
I've just apologised Beth.

I just love you all, and as said we bleed blue and white... and because we support the mighty Rs, we have to bleed a lot and frequently

You RRS
 
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Sorry Steels, I'll try better to lower my standards for you.
Verbal fisticuffs at ten paces?
How about throwing alcohol your way to keep you pleasantly imbibed/subdued (as per usual)? :emoticon-0138-think
BTW, how many days 'til Xmas? (That'll keep you occupied) :emoticon-0102-bigsm
 
Sorry Steels, I'll try better to lower my standards for you.
Verbal fisticuffs at ten paces?
How about throwing alcohol your way to keep you pleasantly imbibed/subdued (as per usual)? :emoticon-0138-think
BTW, how many days 'til Xmas? (That'll keep you occupied) :emoticon-0102-bigsm
Please note, I am not in any way shape or form inferring that you are an alcoholic.
(Just thinking it to myself.:emoticon-0112-wonde :emoticon-0100-smile)
 
No, not wine o'clock mate. More like lack of sleep o'clock. Been really into the cricket, though I usually find it boring.
And as Staines has inferred, that this series has converted him into a cricket lover, so have I been. And it's been a very intense and close brand of cricket that makes you want to watch. Long may it last, whoever triumphs. (I have the feeling that should be whomever. Yeah, I know, pedantic).
But what makes this even more pleasurable is being able to share views with decent lads like yourselves.
Like you're sitting around a table, having a few drinks, watching the game, making daft comments to each other and enjoying the company (without having to see each others ugly mugs ...just kidding!).
Hence, the comments I made previously. Lack of sleep doesn't help either.

Always been a cricket lover…but not a great fan of Test Cricket as I always found it generally dull and devoid of excitement.
If the Ashes series continues like this I might be changing my views
 
Col, that is very big of you to apologise. And I accept it.
I am almost certain that it was heat of the moment stuff considering the way the cricket ended and not meant with any verbal malice, but at around 3 - 4 am in the morning, when the thread was bereft of any human interaction, to see your comment made me think "what did I say to upset one of the posters I admired on this board?".
BTW, not trying to brown nose to you. However, I do admire the way you speak your mind, especially to the muppets that invade our board with their mind numbing verbal diarrhoea.
Thanks Col. And hope that you will call me out if I offend you in any way mate.
And good luck at Headingley. :emoticon-0148-yes:
Brown noser!
 
Always been a cricket lover…but not a great fan of Test Cricket as I always found it generally dull and devoid of excitement.
If the Ashes series continues like this I might be changing my views
Apologies for misinterpreting your comment then.
(Been a lot of apologising lately. Sorry about that. <sorry>)
In my defence, I've watched too many John Cleese programs.

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Sorry Steels, I'll try better to lower my standards for you.
Verbal fisticuffs at ten paces?
How about throwing alcohol your way to keep you pleasantly imbibed/subdued (as per usual)? :emoticon-0138-think
BTW, how many days 'til Xmas? (That'll keep you occupied) :emoticon-0102-bigsm

Pistols at dawn, with a crate of buckie suits me <bubbly>

174 days to go....it's getting exciting <cracker>
 
Further to the comments regarding the stumping, l'd like to put forward a view from a former Australian captain, Mark Taylor.

Now before any of you decide that Taylors view is going to be slanted towards us Aussies, consider that this former players' view, is held in high regard around the world, for being factual and above all else, fair, regardless of which country, comment is at stake.

Stumpings are stumpings, always has been, always will be....................
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It’s just cricket: Why the Bairstow furore has me absolutely stumped
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It’s a legitimate form of dismissal and has been as long as I’ve known the game of cricket. I’ve seen many wicketkeepers throwing the ball towards the stumps to try and claim an unsuspecting batsman’s wicket.

I can remember Rod Marsh throwing the ball towards the stumps off Dennis Lillee’s bowling, Ian Healy did the same thing when a batsman was out of his crease, we’ve seen Jonny Bairstow do it in the latest Test, I’ve seen footage of England coach Brendon McCullum doing it back in 2009. This sort of stuff has been going on for a long time.

People want to invoke the spirit of cricket, but I really don’t see it as that sort of issue. Batsmen are now batting out of their crease and wandering out of their crease trying to put bowlers off their length, which is fair enough.


But the batsmen have to remember there are 10 ways to get out in Test cricket. One of them is by being stumped, and it doesn’t say in the laws it has to be off a slow bowler. If you’re going to wander out of your crease doing whatever you want to do, be mindful that you can be stumped. So, your job as a batsman is to get back in your crease until the ball is dead.

And that’s according to the umpires and the fielding side, not just because you think it might be dead. Bairstow was caught wandering out of his crease when the ball wasn’t dead. Alex Carey was quite entitled to throw the ball at the stumps and Cummins and the Australians were quite entitled to appeal. As far as I’m concerned, that’s the end of the story.

the Australian players were treated after completing this entirely legitimate dismissal, particularly in the Long Room. I will congratulate Guy Lavender, CEO of the MCC, for getting onto it reasonably quickly, calming down the MCC members and suspending three of them. However, I think that’s the minimum amount they need to do at this stage.

All in all, the behaviour of the members towards the Australian players was poor to say the least, and inappropriate for anyone, particularly the members.

The Long Room

I’m disappointed with the way the Australian players were treated after completing this entirely legitimate dismissal, particularly in the Long Room. I will congratulate Guy Lavender, CEO of the MCC, for getting onto it reasonably quickly, calming down the MCC members and suspending three of them. However, I think that’s the minimum amount they need to do at this stage.

All in all, the behaviour of the members towards the Australian players was poor to say the least, and inappropriate for anyone, particularly the members.

I love the fact that they have that access to get so close to the players. Walking through the Long Room is something I recall as a player. It’s unique to the game of cricket. In my day they didn’t have ropes separating players and members. Back in the 1980s and ’90s you just made your way out through the Long Room and excused yourself around members who were sometimes smoking cigars and pipes.

If that tradition, which I really enjoy, is going to continue, this type of poor behaviour needs to be stamped out. If not, it would mean the access will have to be changed, and that will not be great for the game of Test cricket.



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The game would be poorer if the bad behaviour of some members brought an end to the tradition of players walking through the Long Room.CREDIT:NINE

England captain Ben Stokes has hedged his bets a little. Obviously, he’s got to go in and bat for his teammate Bairstow, who would be embarrassed by his dismissal during a tight last day in front of a Lord’s crowd. That was an embarrassing dismissal because he’s the one at fault. He’s the one who’s created the opportunity for Australia to stump him.

There’s been a lot said and written from all sides about what is really a straightforward dismissal and some of it hasn’t been particularly helpful. I hope both sides will take stock, have a breather and work out that it was, in fact, just a dismissal. It was an unusual one, yes, but it is part of the game.


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The Ashes

How England weaponised the ‘spirit of cricket’ against Australia
I hope that when the third Test starts on Thursday we see the same tough contest we saw during the first two Tests in what I think has been an enthralling, high intensity series played in great spirit.

I hope people look back on this Test they will remember a great game, not a crucial final-day stumping because that’s all it was.
 
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I like Broady but .......................... like most of us do from time to time, l think he's having an each way bet when it suits him.

Having clearly been caught out, but not walking............. yet, now claiming the moral high ground with the boundary catch by Stark, thus given not out.
https://www.smh.com.au/sport/cricke...enemy-no-1-for-australia-20230703-p5dlg5.html
https://static.ffx.io/images/$zoom_..._mp4/0020683006bcdda3a1dcfd1d06276dcbddf6c666

Another good read and memory checker.
https://www.smh.com.au/sport/cricke...enemy-no-1-for-australia-20230703-p5dlg5.html
 
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