Off Topic Cricket Thread

[Hammersmith bookie]

A broken hand or 2 here wouldn't go amiss

 

[Hammersmith bookie]

Hazlewood gone ! Root quality at short leg lol

 

[rangercol]

Here comes hopalong.

 

[LandOfHoopsAndGlory]

Here comes the Lyon of Australia.
Roar, Lyon, ROAR!

 

[rangercol]

Bet he hits a four.

 

[Hammersmith bookie]

Lyon could get seriously injured here by a fast bouncer. Won't be able to get out the way

 

[LandOfHoopsAndGlory]

I was wrong. He did show some grit in that shot. Well done me ol' trooper!

 

[Hammersmith bookie]

We'd be down to 5 a side without helmets and subs lol

 

[rangercol]

Lyon could get seriously injured here by a fast bouncer. Won't be able to get out the way

If he gets concussed, they can replace him!!
Surely we need to bowl at his stumps?

 

[LandOfHoopsAndGlory]

It's boundaries or nought for our lamed tail.

 

[rangercol]

Look at our lads being all pally with Lyon.
****'s sake.

 

[LandOfHoopsAndGlory]

We'd be down to 5 a side without helmets and subs lol

Now I'd watch that.
A quick game's a good game (so my wife says).

 

[rangercol]

Fantastic fielding by Ahmed.

This is madness from Australia.

 

[Staines R's]

What the **** is Lyon doing to himself ?

 

[Hammersmith bookie]

Utter stupidity from Aussies, could end Lyon's career here

 

[Hammersmith bookie]

Incredible fielding from Ahmed

 

[rangercol]

I can only presume that they know his injury can't get any worse, but it looks insane.
The crowd booing, but Australia just want to use time.
They don't need to win.

 

[Staines R's]

I can only presume that they know his injury can't get any worse, but it looks insane.
The crowd booing, but Australia just want to use time.
They don't need to win.

I would suggest it could get a whole lot worse. It’s just total and utter madness

 

[rangercol]

I would suggest it could get a whole lot worse. It’s just total and utter madness

Do you know exactly what he's done?
Surely they must think he can't do any more damage?

Bowl at the stumps ffs!!

 

[rangercol]

Now that is brainless from England.
Lyon will connect with one in a minute.

Pitch it up. He has no balance to play a drive.

Now Stokes has cramp.

****ing hell.