Off Topic Cricket Thread

[Hammersmith bookie]

Stokes gets Cummins with his 100th no ball ! Ffs

 

[LandOfHoopsAndGlory]

....
Stokes in danger of pushing himself too much here.

Looks like Stokes' been reading your comment. But just couldn't control himself.

 

[Hammersmith bookie]

Why is Stokes still bowling ? Get Tongue back on to wrap this up, madness

 

[rangercol]

Why is Stokes still bowling ? Get Tongue back on to wrap this up, madness

He's stubborn. That no ball could really cost us.

 

[rangercol]

Root seems a long way back at short leg.

 

[LandOfHoopsAndGlory]

Punter saying "Last full bowl was 2 1/2 hours ago." Still better than QPR's rate for scoring goals.

 

[Hammersmith bookie]

Surely worth 1 fast full yorker, just like what they'll do to Pope !

 

[LandOfHoopsAndGlory]

He's stubborn. That no ball could really cost us.

Damn Kiwis are a stubborn lot.

 

[Hammersmith bookie]

Great ball from Broady !

 

[rangercol]

Cummins gone.

 

[Hammersmith bookie]

We'd of pissed this series with Harold Larwood

 

[LandOfHoopsAndGlory]

Great ball from Broady !

One away from your second dig. Lyon surely not coming back.
Well fark me, he is hobbling down the stairs with full gear on.

 

[Hammersmith bookie]

Lyon padded up to bat, could hardly walk down the longroom steps !

 

[Hoop-Leif]

Bit silly having Lyon bat

 

[rangercol]

Blimey, Lyon looks like he's going to bat. No runners allowed anymore in international cricket.
Bloke can't walk!!

 

[Hammersmith bookie]

Should have a silly mid off in aswell as a short leg. Only place they are scoring are singles dabbed there

 

[Stroller]

**** me, the Aussies must be scared of England if they're sending Lyon out to bat on one leg!

 

[rangercol]

As Straus just said. Australia obviously don't think they've got enough, hence the appearance of Lyon.

 

[Hoop-Leif]

Still fecking Stokes

 

[LandOfHoopsAndGlory]

Aussies trying to minimise time England has to bat. I don't think Lyon, if he bats, will be able to hit the ball with any venom. Just block to cover his wicket.