Off Topic Cricket Thread

Lost review for the Aussies. Looked out.

 

For ****'s sake, Brook!

 

What a tw@t

 

If we collapse we’ll get a proper go at their openers under the lights. It’s a solid strategy.

 

Big stand coming up then.

 

Precisely.

Alternatively, England 265 all out, Aussies 60-1.

 

Stokes looking like he could go any minute.

 

A quiet period after Lunch/Tea. Almost like normal Test cricket.

 

Awful review by Smith. Only one left now.

 

On the train. WiFi inevitably not working to watch it. Sigh.

 

Complete humiliation just about avoided.

Still plenty of scope for serious embarrassment.

 

Stokes runs himself out. Brilliant fielding by Inglis.

 

It's happening again....

 

Jesus ****

 

At QPR I have a joke with the guy behind me about how we always find unique ways to concede goals.

 

Feck sake.... Stokes doing the hard stuff of grinding out a score and then has a brain fart setting off a chain reaction.... completely changes the game....

 

The collapse is on ffs

 

Good to see Root do well although l won’t be too excited if he gets his ton.

 

Scoring dried up after tea and then we lose a couple wickets. So, paradoxically, this might be the time for a bit of Bazball. If it comes off, great, but worst case we get a few overs at them this evening.

 

Root gets his hundred on Aussie soil. Well played.

A truly great batsman.