Off Topic Cricket Thread

****ing 6 every other ball, we're screwed

 

At last a wicket. 92-2 off 9

 

Mcmullen gone thank ****. 60 off 34 balls. Good catch Stark off Zampa. 111-3 off 11.2

 

Ffs straight through Zampa's hands on the boundary and goes for 6 ! ****ers. That's 3 catches they've put down that should've been taken. They'd never put these down normally

 

Wade put one down now ! This is so wrong

 

Warner laughing his tits off the ****, I'm very tempted to lump on him being out for a duck !

 

Agar actually holds one on the boundary ! 138-4 off 15

 

152-5 off 16.5

 

180-5 ! Let's see how much they want to chase this down and keep us in it !

 

Warner gone for 1 ! Compete maggot. 2-1 in 2nd over

 

Head dropped on 15

 

Marsh pulls straight to deep mid wicket. ****er. 34-2 off 5.1

 

Well below the rate here

 

Required rate over 10

 

Maxwell clean bowled. 60-3 off 8.2. They've done us

 

12 an over required ! Aussie scum

 

The slags aren't even attempting to chase this down now ffs. Need to be hitting 6's

 

Go on Stoinis, a few more of those 6's

 

Come on you Aussie twats, it's doable again !

 

****s sake Head out. 140-4 off 15.4. Down to Stoinis to save us