Off Topic Cricket Thread

[Taffvalerowdy]

They'll be a short ball coming for Woakes soon. Has to be aware

Keeps having a slash outside the off stump

 

[Hammersmith bookie]

Shot from Woakes, he's decent enough not to feel he has to slog boundaries. He can play quality shots for 4 too

 

[Hammersmith bookie]

Keeps having a slash outside the off stump

That's my point pal

 

[LandOfHoopsAndGlory]

Just watch, we'll give you this match with a no ball.
Now, get ready for the following lotto numbers.

 

[Taffvalerowdy]

That's my point pal

 

[LandOfHoopsAndGlory]

Gotta love the Welsh. They're so affable.

 

[Hammersmith bookie]

Woakes just can't play the short ball. Escapes this time thank ****

 

[Hammersmith bookie]

Well played Brook, keep going my son ffs

 

[LandOfHoopsAndGlory]

There you go lads. Brook 50.
Now, now. That's enough for you me boy.

 

[Taffvalerowdy]

Gotta love the Welsh. They're so affable.

Well it is the England and Wales Cricket Board

 

[Hammersmith bookie]

We don't need a run out !

 

[LandOfHoopsAndGlory]

Well it is the England and Wales Cricket Board

Maybe, but 'Welsh' doesn't come up in media when English Cricket Team is mentioned.

 

[Hammersmith bookie]

We'll take 50 more In extras please !

 

[LandOfHoopsAndGlory]

Getting close now
Where are your famous rainclouds?

 

[Hammersmith bookie]

200 up !

 

[LandOfHoopsAndGlory]

200, 51 to go. Make that 50.

 

[Hammersmith bookie]

Woakes has stolen Labuchagne's fortune ! Looks like getting out every ball

 

[Hammersmith bookie]

Jeez I need a ***, terrible for my health watching this. I'll need a shrink too if we lose this !

 

[Taffvalerowdy]

Maybe, but 'Welsh' doesn't come up in media when English Cricket Team is mentioned.

https://www.ecb.co.uk/matches/35306

 

[Steelmonkey]

Jeez I need a ***, terrible for my health watching this. I'll need a shrink too if we lose this !

That's what hard liquor is for