Off Topic Cricket Thread

Stokes cranking up the no balls again!

 

True, the pitch isn’t as green as BrisVegas.

 

Bowling too short now, Root is too passive ffs. Get up there and tell them to pitch it up !

 

Ffs what was that ? I'm sorry but Labuchagne is one lucky ****. Steps back and cuts Stokes straight through the slips. How has that gone through them? Unreal

 

Why have we got 2 slips that are so far apart ? Put in 3 slips closer together, just plain dumb

 

Stokes really working over Labuchagne here. Takes one right in the gut. Send em all to hospital Ben lol

 

Yeh but he cops one in the ribs.
That must of tickled!
I can never understand a batsman letting a ball thru.
To me, if you can reach it, you hit it.
That’s why l use to get 60 or zip.

 

Lunch 45-1. God only knows how we haven't got both of these out, I'm sick of seeing them play and miss. Needed more than 1 wicket as the ball gets soft. Hurry up and get dark lol. I'm off to bed

 

I reckon Stokes is wasting balls bowling too short.
The umpire just warned him.

Thats lunch…… 1- 45

Bartender!!!!

 

Just do a Botham and hook Lillee for 6 while not looking at the ball lol. Ah those were days ! Lillee's metal bat, Thommo's tash and Chappel bowling underarm ! Bloody wronguns lol

 

Question Please?

Stokes wears two hats in first test and now in the second……. Why?

A free schooner to the first answer!
Hammersmith has gone to bed so it’s his shout!
Order up guys!

 

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Thanks ole mate.
I’ll just sent Hammersmith a text to buy you as many beers as you want.

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Good accurate bowling from England, with the Aussie batsmen not looking comfortable, but chances aren't coming. Get Stokes back on.to rough 'em up a bit.

 

Need to keep the runs under control till the lights are on.
Stokes on, which could go either way!

 

Buttler drops a relatively easy chance.
****'s sake, we're ****.

 

Stokes on and straight away gets Labuschagne to glove one. Buttler puts in down.

 

Labuschagne is bonkers.

 

I saw Stokes bowling pattern and thought ( with all due respect ) … has bowled very short.

The other bowlers have been much better.
Just my two bobs worth.

 

The short stuff has unsettled the batters. He should have had Labuschagne taken by Buttler.