Off Topic Cricket Thread

How long can Ali last? He'll need a skin graft after this match.
And the equivalent of a Purple Heart medal. Very brave.

 

Bowlers trying to tempt Green, but he has no interest in wide balls, ...so far.

 

England need a wicket quick

 

What's the rush?

 

I want to start dinner

 

Anderson doesn't look like taking a wicket

 

Stokes should have a bowl as he’s normally a wicket taker

 

Mate. You've got plenty of time. Been quite slow so far. I'm sure you won't miss anything.
BTW, what's for dinner?

 

Thai fishcakes and salad

 

I was thinking that.

 

Alright, alright, alright, as Matthew Mcconaughey would say. Under 100 to go!

 

Lucky ducky. Sounds lovely.
Bon appetit!

 

Green gone and game on!!!

 

Just when it seemed to be drifting away from England.

 

That'll wake up Carey.
Khawaja will be our saviour.

 

Haha. Merv Hughes with a tee shirt on his head for a hat.
Poor guy, still hasn't learnt to dress himself.

 

Heart says England…..head says ConvictLand

 

Twoooo Huunndred!

 

Gut says.... I like what H-L is having for dinner.

 

Have added little spiced baby potatoes to go with it.