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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by sb_73, Nov 19, 2021.

  1. Staines R's

    Staines R's Well-Known Member

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    I hope the Oval test is like this one….I might actually get in to Test cricket more
     
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  2. LandOfHoopsAndGlory

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    I'm sure you're not the only one who thinks so.
    BUT, I'm more certain he's not going to lose any sleep over that. :emoticon-0113-sleep
     
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  3. rangercol

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    Hanging on by our fingernails here.
    Great theatre, but Aussies on top.
     
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  4. Hoop-Leif

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    We're going to bowl 'em out for 63 with 3 batsmen stepping on their own wickets and another being caught after the ball bounces off Bairstows head and lands in his pocket.

    You heard it here first.
     
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  5. LandOfHoopsAndGlory

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    And last, Nostra-Leifus. As Darryl Kerrigan (Michael Caton in The Castle) would say,
    "Tell 'im he's dreamin'!"
     
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  6. Hoop-Leif

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    Was the bit about the ball landing in his pocket too much?
     
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  7. LandOfHoopsAndGlory

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    Nah mate. That's the only thing that I could believe, judging by the way he's kept so far.
    It's the other 20 odd words that have me in stitches. :emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl:
    I'm going back and forth between repeats of Seinfeld and the cricket, and your comment has been the funniest thing I've heard tonight. :emoticon-0136-giggl
    Keep it up H-L. :emoticon-0148-yes: :emoticon-0137-clapp
     

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  8. LandOfHoopsAndGlory

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    Hey H-L. As much as I think you're a top bloke, I'm not sure how the "kiss" attachment got there.
    No offence mate, but I'm into clams, not sausages.
     
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  9. LandOfHoopsAndGlory

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    Still nip and tuck....

    Aussies trying everything to slow the game down.... conferences between every delivery.....
     
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  12. rangercol

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    Stokes looks absolutely stone dead there.
     
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  13. LandOfHoopsAndGlory

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  14. Star of David Bardsley

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    Cracking review there…
     
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  15. LandOfHoopsAndGlory

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  16. Star of David Bardsley

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    Not a big cricket fan really. I’ll watch The Ashes and not a lot else. The “umpire’s call” is dumb. Give it out or don’t.
     
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  17. LandOfHoopsAndGlory

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    <laugh>
     
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  18. Staines R's

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    He probably won’t but it makes me feel better nonetheless.
    For me he has the status of John Terry and I just want to smash his face in every time I see him.
     
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  19. LandOfHoopsAndGlory

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    2 and counting. <double>
     
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  20. Staines R's

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    Still anyone’s game. Not a great ground to chase down a total
     
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