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Craig Burely's wife's a hure

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  1. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    1 way flight to Cambodia

    booked
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    He was also due to go to Rome to take part in the conclave to select the next Pope. Looks like they've dingied him on that.
     
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  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    let's vote who should be god's representative on earth

    let him choose ffs.
     
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  4. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    He's a busy deity
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Exactly

    A big finger should come from the heavens and say "you're it!"
     
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  6. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    pwwwhhhhooooaaaaarrrrr

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  7. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    [video=youtube_share;-KTsXHXMkJA]http://youtu.be/-KTsXHXMkJA[/video]


    " Right Guard will not help you here..." <laugh>


    one of the top lines in rock and roll
     
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  8. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    This thread is worthless without a pic of Mrs. B and her price list.
     
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  9. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Gob job - £8.99
    Soapy tit **** - £9.99 (imperial leather bar supplied)
    Arm pit **** - £11.99
    Vag sex with rubber - £15.99
    Vag sex no rubber - £18.99
    Anal with rubber - £16.99
    Anal no rubber - £19.99
     
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  10. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    unusual pricing structure.......so Ive been told.
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    It would be the lowest point in anybody's life... waiting on a hooker to give you a penny change!

    Is that what Penny Arcade is about? Waiting on change after shagging a hooker in the chorus'n'verse!
     
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  12. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    No it's about a massacre by loyalists on tarriers in an arcade in NI. didn't you get the memo?
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>

    Was Roy Orbison a hun?
     
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  14. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Who`s Penny ?
     
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  15. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    jesus wept
     
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    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    A light shown in the night some way ahead, blue (Huns) turned green (tims) then it was red (stabbed)
    And stirring the night love music played the light I saw in the night was a penny arcade

    Hey step up and play each machine seemed to say,as I walked round and round the penny arcade
    Just ring the bell on the big bagatelle and you'll make all those colored lights cascade
    And music played at the penny arcade, yes it played and it played, played all the time
    Roll up and spend your last dime

    At first I thought it a dream that I was in, lost, lost in a sea of glass and tin
    But no, so dipping my hand in the back of my jeans I grabbed a handful of coins to feed the machine

    Repeat chorus

    Oh! repeat chorus

    Roll up and spend your last, roll up and spend your last,
    Roll up and spend your last dime

    Defo sectarian!
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I hate ****s that wear football taps going on holiday...
     
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    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Or the full training gear.

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  20. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Yip ... That's even worse!

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