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  1. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    I thought teachers got loads of days off work <whistle>
     
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  2. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Cheeky ****er
     
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  3. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    Jim, it’s 87 yo. Not 67 yo. Yes, 87 yo. Remember, the Doctor told you. That’s right, the Doctor.

    Happy birthday you old codger. Stay safe.
     
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  4. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Why are you yo-yoing?
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    All those people desperate to get to France from Dover. Normally its the other way round! :emoticon-0138-think
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    happy birthday mate. Same age as my dad.
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Good news

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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

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    The older tweets are always that best...

     
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  9. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    ^^^ wtf? <laugh>
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    it was a genuine tweet she sent out. The Scottish Covid rule breaker has a few skeletons. <laugh>
     
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  11. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    I know he did some dreadful things but he did fix it for me to milk a cow blindfolded.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Dec 24, 2020
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

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    he fixed it for me to have a blow of Rolf’s digeridoo.
     
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  13. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Sometimes I wish he'd fixed it for me as well :emoticon-0127-lipss
     
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  14. Sheikh_of_Araby

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    Jim clearly fixed it for Nicola Krankie in her younger days. Loved a ginger did ole Saville.
     
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  15. Albert's Chip Shop

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    thats probably why she hates the English so much, Saville touched her in many ways.
     
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    The leader of NCL Labour council has just been on the bbc to blame the government saying NCL will be in tier 4 because of them for ages.

    No you leftie twat, NCL will be in tier 4 because your council continues to let pubs sell beer to hundreds of folk To drink around the city centre as a ‘takeaway’ and also people just can’t help themselves mingling still.

    it’s not rocket science... stay the **** away from each other and Covid cases drop.

    ban the takeaway of booze or consumption of booze in the city centre and the Covid cases drop. (Apparently places like Tynemouth were also rammed these last few days with drinkers getting hammered on the streets in large groups too). So it’s not just the NCL council clowns who need to take action.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 31, 2020
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  18. Sheikh_of_Araby

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  19. Q

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    There has to be a Darwinian explanation for this stupidity.
     
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  20. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Nope. Just British culture these days is to be a selfish knobba
     
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