Match Day Thread Coventry City vs QPR

There wasn’t much surfing. More falling. I vaguely recall molesting about a dozen people including you after the winner.

Not the bird in the row behind who I think fancied a bit of molesting.

 

Yeah but she had a bit of a mouth on her… F’ing all the time.
More importantly is Chair going to be back for the Reading game or is still away?

 

How fitting this was the same weekend 11 years ago. Two goals out of the top drawer...

 

Chair , Dieng and Gray all away

 

Thanks Hammersmith.
Gray?

 

Bloody ridiculous when we need him at this critical time

 

I'm presuming that Dieng and Chair wouldn't be available even if Senegal or Morocco were knocked out beforehand

 

Much as I don’t want him to go, don’t sign Jamaican internationals if you don’t want your players playing for Jamaica.

Reminds me of a chat I had with a mate after sleeping with a girl from the West Indies.

“Jamaica?” He asked
“Of course not. She wanted to.” I replied.

 

great...

 

We need to get in someone on a short loan.

 

Bonne.

 

Not bon.

 

I was thinking more of that Firmino bloke at Liverpool.

 

That Eze at Palace could do with some games.

 

Thats the same kind of conversation I had with a mate after sleeping with a girl I met who was from a City in Northern Italy.

“Genoa” he asked”

“Not at first, but I do now” I replied.

 

Didn't realise it was Bidwell that Uncle Albert beat to the ball for the second goal

 

YAAAS!
I made that joke once and definitely made it up but it’s possible for two people to have the same thought.