Courtois: I want out of this rancid ****hole

Makes a change from his usual grunts and wild animal noises tbf

 

Thanks bro

 

Thanks bro

 

Thanks bro

 

Off out. Have a good eve fellas

 

Enjoy.

 

I'm playing a gig, tonight. I'll be off out in about 45 mins.

I have a pub-load of adoring hot pussy to entertain. I suppose you Northern lads will be getting ready to give the missus a slap so that she gets on with making the tea, eh?

 

Thanks. Suprise birthday party! Should be cracking

 

After they've fed the whippets of course.

 

...and retrieved the ferrets from their trouser legs.

 

I went to a birthday do last night. Great night.

 

How can it be a surprise if you know about it?

 

A group of age 50+ "rockers" playing in a pub. Sounds like a really high class Saturday night!

 

So what's wrong with a rock night in a pub? Does it have to be high class?

 

We're playing a pub that is owned by an ex-marine, and who's clientele is comprised mainly of ex-marines. They love us in there.

It is pure class, mate.

Of course, I have to be a bit careful which bit of hot pussy I chat up, as I could find myself messing around with someone's bird. These blokes are trained killers ffs! Mind you, as long as I don't get up to anything inappropriate with them, I'm usually fine. So, autographing the odd titty and arse-cheek is okay... and that's just the blokes!

 

That's not possible Bluey.

 

What's not possible?

 

Stan ever admitting that he's been "owned."

 

It could be someone else's party: just a guess