Cosmetic surgery

[Resurgam]

If you could have cosmetic surgery from a footballer what would you have? No references to Sir Dion of Dublin please.

For me, I'd have to have Graham Paddon's left foot lol. Boy could he hit 'em.

 

[canary-dave]

I'd have Kevin Keelan's hands, good at catching a football and useful for chastising a trouble-maker

 

[redruthyella]

Dwight Yorkes knob! Or even half of it!

 

[johnnywarksmoustache]

Dwight Yorkes knob! Or even half of it!

I've already got the other half!

 

[Superman wears Grant Holt pyjamas in bed]

i'd have gazza's tits

 

[THURNBY CANARY]

Hoolahan's vision

 

[Resurgam]

i'd have gazza's tits

I've already got them

 

[KIO]

George Best's charisma, could he pull the ladies !

 

[tipsycanary]

David Ginola's hair

 

[ilovedelia]

Does it have to be a footballer? I'd really like Jessica Ennis to be transplanted on me!!!!!

Martin Peters brain, what vision that guy had.

ILD OTBC

 

[Cautious_Canary]

Dion Dublin's forehead...for use on a certain Mr. Savage

 

[canary_max]

Ryan gigg's you know what

Terry McDermott's hair cut