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Cortese's Corner - formerly Beefy's Corner, the off topic chat thread

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by Qwerty, Jan 7, 2014.

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  1. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Boruc with a glass of red and two bottles of vodka disguised as spring water
     
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    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    This made me laugh this morning:

    Blonde Man Joke:

    A blond man's dog goes missing and he is frantic.
    His wife says, "Why don't you put an advert in the local paper?"
    He does this, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.
    "What did you put in the paper?" His wife asks.
    "Here Boy!" He replies.
     
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    fatletiss, Jan 23, 2014
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    Are you going for it this time ?
     
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    Justin Bieber has been arrested for drunk driving and drag racing. #cut4bieber
     
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    Heard that he's also doing lean (codeine/promethezine & sprite usually). What a **** up, I hope his career spirals from here, talentless cock.
     
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    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    Closing this edition of Beefy's [*cough*], Cortese's Corner. Now fill up the new one.
     
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