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Cortese's Corner - formerly Beefy's Corner, the off topic chat thread

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by Qwerty, Jan 7, 2014.

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  1. Dan

    Dan Well-Known Member

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    I don't care, it genuinely made me laugh out loud and I'm sure the comedy value will never wear off.
     
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  2. Sotonist

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    oh god, that's cheered me up no end. bravo.
     
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  3. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    I much prefer this by far <laugh>
    [video=youtube;aMmAsqtGRmk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMmAsqtGRmk[/video]
     
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  4. Joe!

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    I'll at least keep it until the end of the grieving process, as I did with the original Nige one.

    Edit: oh hang on, he hasn't actually gone yet. Should probably remember that.
     
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  5. Dan

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    Your avatar just depresses me. It used to be a nice reminder of the near misses that led to Cortese but now it's a warning of what might happen :(
     
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  6. Sotonist

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    and you've just negated joe's good work. thanks a bunch :(
     
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  7. Joe!

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    I have other works. I'm quite the Photoshop pro. Hang on, I'll dig up some old ones.
     
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  8. Joe!

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    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    That pitter-patter of the rain outside isn't doing anything positive for me. Picked up the guitar earlier and put it down immediately again.

    Jesus..! I'm getting miserable again. Signing off. See you Pepys.
     
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  10. Sotonist

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    <applause>

    i hope one day to be ready to mock portsmouth again. today i haven't got it in me.
     
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  11. Dan

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    Very nice work. I'll bring in my own contribution, my response to a challenge to make a better looking matchday program than Reading's official effort:

    http://www.not606.com/showthread.ph...-FC-football?p=4530883&viewfull=1#post4530883
     
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  12. fatletiss

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    Yep. Dan wins
     
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  13. Joe!

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    Yeah that's a pretty top notch job. I'm slightly worried that I don't remember any of that conversation, though, and it was less than a year ago. Must stop drinking.
     
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  14. Dan

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    I notice I put in two separate efforts to cut Hooiveld's face from the original picture, rather than just cutting it once and pasting the same cut again.
     
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  15. Sotonist

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    that's pride in your work.
     
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  16. Joe!

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    Well you wouldn't want it to look shopped, would you?
     
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  17. Dan

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    I'm actually quite disappointed the original Reading version has vanished, because that was quite a lot funnier.
     
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    Fruit juice . Bloody hell I want a beer !!!!!
     
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  19. Joe!

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    Wouldn't it be cool if we could make this entire forum go black and white while we mourn Nicola? I reckon it's doable.
     
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  20. Dan

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    At least let's have the old Saints header made greyscale for a while. We might look like Newcastle, but **** it.
     
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