Coronavirus

[Hoddle is a god]

You’re just pissed off because your audience has been told to self isolate for 12 weeks.

Also you’re after some attention.

Yeah, that’s right. You idiots are going to follow Big Brother Boris on the road to ruin.

@brb please cancel my membership.

 

[aberdude]

Arron Banks?

Funny you mentioned him was just wondering where the great British hero farage is when the British people need him in its darkest hour.

 

[Stan]

Yeah, that’s right. You idiots are going to follow Big Brother Boris on the road to ruin.

@brb please cancel my membership.

SWEEPSTAKE IS OPEN LADS.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Do us a favour mate, fook off again.

Please cancel my membership.

 

[remembercolinlee]

Yeah, that’s right. You idiots are going to follow Big Brother Boris on the road to ruin.

@brb please cancel my membership.

 

[Tobes]

Please cancel my membership.

@PISKIE

It’s happening again bro.

 

[aberdude]

Please cancel my membership.

If I don't see you on here again.... Take care fella I've enjoyed your company on here

 

[brb]

Please cancel my membership.

You should know where the door is by now, you can see yourself out

 

[Tobes]

Yeah, that’s right. You idiots are going to follow Big Brother Boris on the road to ruin.

@brb please cancel my membership.

@brb I think HIAG here is asking to self isolate, he appears to have contracted KNOBO-19

 

[Stan]

Yeah, that’s right. You idiots are going to follow Big Brother Boris on the road to ruin.

@brb please cancel my membership.

@brb this should be the opening post in his latest flounce thread.

 

[remembercolinlee]

@PISKIE

It’s happening again bro.

He's on the edge...

The edge of going the full Partridge

 

[Sweats]

Arron Banks?

No idea who that is. Only plausible reason for telling people not to go but not force them to shut. Would imagine not a lot have the correct insurance anyway.

 

[afcftw]

Please cancel my membership.

Don’t be such a little bitch - just get involved with the banter and the various topics that get discussed. You basically just flounce every time you either don’t get enough attention or fail to come across as clever. Which is often these days.

Just be normal for a while and you’ll be able to put the tampons away.

 

[brb]

@brb I think HIAG here is asking to self isolate, he appears to have contracted KNOBO-19

Funny part is he's probably of the age group most likely to be affected, but sadly he thinks he's invincible and he can survive like his internet games on here.

 

[Looney Leftie]

The reports the government have used to decide the best course of action today.

https://www.imperial.ac.uk/media/im...-College-COVID19-NPI-modelling-16-03-2020.pdf

"in an
unmitigated epidemic, we would predict approximately 510,000 deaths in GB "

At best they are looking at 5000 deaths

 

[Big Ern]

I'm getting itchy to invest, how much further will the stock market drop?

 

[Stan]

No idea who that is. Only plausible reason for telling people not to go but not force them to shut. Would imagine not a lot have the correct insurance anyway.

He’s funded Farage for years.

 

[luvgonzo]

You’re just pissed off because your audience has been told to self isolate for 12 weeks.

Also you’re after some attention.

 

[Stan]

I'm getting itchy to invest, how much further will the stock market drop?

When you find out, let me know.

 

[jaffaSlot]

I'm getting itchy to invest, how much further will the stock market drop?

A couple thousand points on FTSE 100 yet, will go sub 3000.