Coronavirus

[Commachio]

society has broken down

In your case, it never began.

 

[Commachio]

I wonder if Boris has factored the Premier League title in this lockdown

Next year is their year.

 

[brb]

Next year is their year.

This is how to get a 300 pager - nick someone elses thread

 

[Libby]

This is how to get a 300 pager - nick someone elses thread

@Suckmyklopp nice almost-a-300-pager bru.

 

[Treble]

Stevie G

Astro accepts this is a major pandemic. That it has the ability to kill hundreds of thousands, possibly millions. That the current behaviour is putting untold pressure on our emergency services.

But he doesn't agree with any lockdown measures that mean regular activity is curtailed. I wonder why

 

[brb]

@Suckmyklopp nice almost-a-300-pager bru.

Like the lifting the title, so close yet never more further away

 

[Commachio]

This is how to get a 300 pager - nick someone elses thread

It's no politics thread.

I'm not hijacking ya fred.I'm only here for tonight.

 

[Ivan Dobsky]

A lot of people seem to work at Timpsons?

Crikey, do they still exist?

 

[brb]

It's no politics thread.

I'm not hijacking ya fred.I'm only here for tonight.

No you misunderstand, I nicked this thread, someone else made it, i shut it down and made it my own [HASHTAG]#Dictatorship[/HASHTAG]

 

[Ivan Dobsky]

Like the lifting the title, so close yet never more further away

 

[Tobes]

Comm vs HIAG now there’s a clash of the titans.

Wowzers.

 

[Tobes]

Quick question, but how the **** can everyone stay at home if they’ve got to go to work?

Asking for a confused nation.

 

[Ivan Dobsky]

Comm vs HIAG now there’s a clash of the titans.

Wowzers.

Clash of the tits anyway.

 

[Treble]

Comm vs HIAG now there’s a clash of the titans.

Wowzers.

It's a tag team wresting match with Roy tbf

 

[Treble]

Quick question, but how the **** can everyone stay at home if they’ve got to go to work?

Asking for a confused nation.

They don't want people going to work.

Yeh... I know.

 

[Commachio]

No you misunderstand, I nicked this thread, someone else made it, i shut it down and made it my own [HASHTAG]#Dictatorship[/HASHTAG]

Long reign the devil.

we gotta do what we do.

I'm all over the place ffs...don't understand any of the threads

I'm ****ed...must be old age.

 

[Diego]

Quick question, but how the **** can everyone stay at home if they’ve got to go to work?

Asking for a confused nation.

Seems pretty plain to most people.

• Shopping for basic necessities, as infrequently as possible
• One form of exercise a day - for example a run, walk, or cycle - alone or with members of your household
• Any medical need, to provide care or to help a vulnerable person
• Travelling to and from work, but only where this is absolutely necessary and cannot be done from home

He added: "That's all - these are the only reasons you should leave your home.

 

[Treble]

Seems pretty plain to most people.

• Shopping for basic necessities, as infrequently as possible
• One form of exercise a day - for example a run, walk, or cycle - alone or with members of your household
• Any medical need, to provide care or to help a vulnerable person
• Travelling to and from work, but only where this is absolutely necessary and cannot be done from home

He added: "That's all - these are the only reasons you should leave your home.

You should tell that to the Chairman of the Metropolitan Police Federation. Who just classed all that as mixed messages.

 

[Commachio]

How do homeless people isolate>

 

[Treble]

How do homeless people isolate>

They do it every day mate.