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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

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  2. let the bodies stack high

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  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Stick on the 76 Cup Final for that I reckon.
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... that's on the same syllabus as the Pyramids and the Greek and Roman empires ... he might be more interested in contemporary stuff tbh <whistle>
     
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    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Tory scum.

    Rations during the war, were better than this.
     
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  4. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Seriously someone needs to go to jail for this.
     
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  5. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    People voted for this ****.
     
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  6. Bwood_Ranger

    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Yeah but free broadband.



    (sorry Libby)
     
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  7. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Best underdog story since the battle of Marathon, and should probably be taught in the same context.
     
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    ASDA to be first UK Supermarket to offer in-store Covid vaccinations ...
     
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    armchairblue Well-Known Member

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    Buy 1 get 1 free?
     
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  10. brb

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    I'm easily humoured, as that sounds just like the sort of thing Walmart would do. <laugh>
     
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    'Free MAC-10 with every family of four vaccinated'
     
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  12. brb

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    ASDA don't strike me as the sort of place i'd want to go for a vaccination, even if the logistics of it make sense.

    Can't we upgrade to Sainbury's or Marks & Spencer.
     
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    ****in snob<laugh>
     
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    M&S don’t want you to be seen there.
     
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    Waitrose for the Pfizer vaccine. Marks and Sparks for the Oxford Zeneca.
    ASDAs will be some discount Chinese version that causes diabetes, migraines, and temporary blindness.
     
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  16. brb

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    I was actually going to do a tag <laugh> #snob

    Really though, fooking ASDA! They'll be jabbing you in the eye with the needle.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Aldi you mean to get vaccinated but walk out with a sex change and a canoe.
     
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    Probably best to bring your own needle tbh, they’ll be using one for every 100 punters.
     
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    I can't wait for Fosse or Duggie to start posting the funny images up of this one.
     
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