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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

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  2. let the bodies stack high

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  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    He's becoming more and more depraved in every sense of the word.

    I don't know whether I want him to stay in that garage and spout his bile or venture out and say that **** to the wrong person.
     
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    "Doing a Boris"
     
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  3. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    It's all lies and fake stories apart from the stuff that's true and classified. <laugh>

    There are some funny (worrying) revelations from Bolton in that book, that Trump didn't know that the UK was a nuclear equipped country and he asked Putin if Finland was a part of Russia. He also noted that 'Putin feels that he can play Trump like a fiddle'

    No wonder they went to such lengths to get him elected in the first place.
     
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  4. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Dull shows his true colours there, as well.
     
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  5. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Wahey, result back already so off to buy a load of furniture and make myself poor.
     
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  6. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    I never knew the value of money until I had to buy six dining room chairs.
     
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  7. brb

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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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  10. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    On the bright side they’ve traced a whole contact per person.
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I'm sure you've just told him yourself <laugh>
     
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  12. brb

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    It effects ASDA supplies, good job Comm only hoys bananas :bandit:
     
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  13. brb

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    Johnson words: "Nobody should be penalised for doing the right thing"
    Johnson action: "Live on £95.85 a week if someone you walked past tests positive"

    #whatcouldpossiblygowrong
     
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    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    Could he live on 95.85 a week.....can he fk.

    Tories are past sell by date
     
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  16. brb

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    So do you pay your rent and council tax out of that figure to?
     
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    I'm guessing from an isolation perspective it's just for 2 weeks. Surely some people would be covered by sick pay with their employers?
     
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    astro Well-Known Member

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    2 weeks per reported contact, regardless of whether you've already had coronavirus or have a negative test, and with no limit on the number of times you can be told to isolate

    £95.85 is the sick pay, unless your employer specifically chooses to pay you more
     
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    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Yes. Albeit I reckon you might qualify for UC for that period of sickness dependant on savings, but given an application takes 5-6 weeks, I doubt most would bother.
     
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    I've never done a job where i've not had full sick pay, so I'm guessing you're being economical with your wording.
     
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