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Boris...

  • should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

    Votes: 3 12.5%

  • let the bodies stack high

    Votes: 13 54.2%

  • lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

    Votes: 8 33.3%
  • Total voters
    24
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HRH Custard VC said:
Not mocking any dead people, you need to stop spinning, you will get dizzy
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"Also more men are dying than women along with fatties and other unhealthy slobs."

Are you suggesting that you weren't mocking some of those that who died from Coronavirus by calling them "fatties and unheslthy slobs"?

No spinning on my part.

I simply voiced my opinion that it was unnecessary and cruel.
 
Loads of fat and unhealthy slobs die every week, the biggest killer is heart disease. I think I read something like it kills as many people as this virus did per day at it’s peak.

I’d imagine most don’t take up hospital beds though as their fingers are too fat to accurately dial the 9 button 3 times in a row, by the time they’d get it right they’d either be brown bread or they’d have spotted a multipack of Snickers and forgotten all about their tight chest.
 
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Americans who were protesting the lockdown 2 weeks ago are all becoming sick for some reason :emoticon-0112-wonde

[HASHTAG]#whatcouldpossiblygowrong[/HASHTAG]
 
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Tel said:
Loads of fat and unhealthy slobs die every week, the biggest killer is heart disease. I think I read something like it kills as many people as this virus did per day at it’s peak.

I’d imagine most don’t take up hospital beds though as their fingers are too fat to accurately dial the 9 button 3 times in a row, by the time they’d get it right they’d either be brown bread or they’d have spotted a multipack of Snickers and forgotten all about their tight chest.
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Tel said:
Loads of fat and unhealthy slobs die every week, the biggest killer is heart disease. I think I read something like it kills as many people as this virus did per day at it’s peak.

I’d imagine most don’t take up hospital beds though as their fingers are too fat to accurately dial the 9 button 3 times in a row, by the time they’d get it right they’d either be brown bread or they’d have spotted a multipack of Snickers and forgotten all about their tight chest.
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Don’t you like chocolate bru?

Snickers is one of my faves tbh...but I do have a long list of faves
 
Tel said:
We all do bro, 20 snickers, after triple saveloy and chips with 11 pickled eggs, 5 bags of family sized Doritos and a man vs food sandwich and a DIET Coke.
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No point wasting calories on a non-diet drink, good call. But obviously battered sausage instead of saveloy. And you forgot the fish. And the mushy peas. And maybe a pukka pie. And gravy and cheese for the chips...

Now I want fish and chips ffs!
 
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WHO: "This virus may become just another endemic virus in our communities and this virus may never go away. HIV has not gone away - but we have come to terms with the virus."

Also, Germany has a tracing app that doesn't sell private data like the Tory app.
 
afcftw said:
No point wasting calories on a non-diet drink, good call. But obviously battered sausage instead of saveloy. And you forgot the fish. And the mushy peas. And maybe a pukka pie. And gravy and cheese for the chips...

Now I want fish and chips ffs!
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Triple cooked spam with mash and a gravy butty, with battered lard sticks and a pound of blue millions for pudding.
 
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Deaths per 1M population;

[xtable]
{tbody}
{tr}
{td}San Marino{/td}
{td}1,208{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}Belgium{/td}
{td}763{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}Andorra{/td}
{td}634{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}Spain{/td}
{td}580{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}Italy{/td}
{td}514{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}UK{/td}
{td}489{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}France{/td}
{td}415{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}Sint Maarten{/td}
{td}350{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}Sweden{/td}
{td}343{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}Netherlands{/td}
{td}325{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}Ireland{/td}
{td}303{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}Isle of Man{/td}
{td}270{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}USA{/td}
{td}257{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}Channel Islands{/td}
{td}242{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}Switzerland{/td}
{td}216{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}Montserrat{/td}
{td}200{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}Luxembourg{/td}
{td}165{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}Canada{/td}
{td}140{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}Ecuador{/td}
{td}132{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}Bermuda{/td}
{td}128{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}Portugal{/td}
{td}115{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}Monaco{/td}
{td}102{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}Germany{/td}
{td}94{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}Denmark{/td}
{td}92{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}Iran{/td}
{td}81{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}Saint Martin{/td}
{td}78{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}Austria{/td}
{td}69{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}Peru{/td}
{td}66{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}Brazil{/td}
{td}60{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}Panama{/td}
{td}58{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}Romania{/td}
{td}54{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}Finland{/td}
{td}51{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}Mayotte{/td}
{td}51{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}Slovenia{/td}
{td}50{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}Turkey{/td}
{td}47{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}Moldova{/td}
{td}46{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}Estonia{/td}
{td}46{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}North Macedonia{/td}
{td}46{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}Hungary{/td}
{td}45{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}Norway{/td}
{td}42{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}World{/td}
{td}38.1{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}Dominican Republic{/td}
{td}38{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}Bosnia and Herzegovina{/td}
{td}37{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}Martinique{/td}
{td}37{/td}
{/tr}
{/tbody}
[/xtable]


https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/#countries
 
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