Coronavirus. Just Coronavirus.

Thought everyone had two arseholes?

 

There isn't though, or none that I have noticed. They never found a fistula about 6 weeks ago either when they shoved a kind of endoscope up my hole either. However, when the doctor was fiddling about with his fingers today he said there was pus. I didn't have the heart to say it was cum.

 

Denying women treatment has to be discrimination at its very worst. I am appalled.

 

Bawsack in shreds and now an explosive anus

Sorry, it's not funny.






































































Sorry.

 

He's heading for the knacker's yard with that undercarraige.

I liked Mon.

 

Eh? The bawsack thing started on my arse, ya mad man, this isn't a new thing.

 

Sorry.

 

Pics or gtf

 

Time waits for no man.

 

Mon has an undercarriage like a punched lasagne

Made that joke up myself

 

Nothing is certain except for death and taxes.

 

Iain sent me a photo of his rash and, dab some Savlon on it and if will be fine.


Fuss over nothing

 

You sat on a shopping trolley ?

 

Think that is actually the perineum.

Anyway, the good things that have come from it all is they did a CAT scan a few months ago when I was in hospital and they said my liver and kidneys were fine and after the doctor's finger being up my arse today, surely that means my prostate is ok too, otherwise he would have said something.

 

Or he/she didn't want to drop everything on you at once,did the doctor have a good bedside manner?

 

Have you had the finger up the ****ter treatment?

 

I have. Big Nigerian Doctor with huge hands. Very unpleasant.

"Just try to relax"

**** off.

 

Yeah I have,got checked a few years ago,not nice.