Coronavirus. Just Coronavirus.

I honestly can't remember the last time i saw an advert for Birdseye, captain involved or not.

 

Brain typo.

 

You having a stroke?

 

My brain is half pickled. I said good morning to someone when I was walking the dog an hour ago.

 

Did you frighten them? Some woman jumped in a hedge just to avoid sharing a pavement with me the other day.

 

I wouldn't have had you down as a scary person, you seem affable. I unsettle people within the limits of a given situation.

 

That and forcing them at gunpoint to like your latest artistic portfolio.

 

I'm not a scary person, people don't generally run away from me. But there's a lot of frightened people timidly emerging from lockdown just now.

Do you have tourette's?

 

You'd love my latest work, not. I'm painting interiors of houses for sale in France mainly and using stencils to create the patterns of the wallpaper, tiles, etc. Bought loads of cheap dish racks, inbox trays and other plastic ware to cut up to make the stencils. It keeps me occupied.

 

No it's just stupid sh!t like today was looking round this big antiques place, there are two main tricks:
1) someone waiting for you to move along so just stand your ground staring at the same section till they eventually give up
2) someone in your way so stand right behind them staring at their back till they move

Great fun, you should try it.

 

I'll try it in Sainsbury's next week

 

No this to see here folks, just take your jab and get your vaccine passport and permanently become property of the Toby overlords... sorry, Tory overlords.

 

The price of tea is still ok though?

 

Stay in, stay safe.

 

I ****ing hate ****s that say "stay safe"



I hate Mick

 

... although the simple answer is that the vaccine orders and application were driven by the number of people that were already critically ill in those countries and would have died irrespective of vaccination programmes for those that hadn't yet caught the virus ... but conspiracy theorists tend to be simple souls who will latch on to anything to support the conspiracy without really thinking it through...

Correlations of deaths caused by vaccine complications are absolute minimal ... those countries that are operating mass vaccination programmes are starting to see the rate and numbers of new infections (and deaths) falling ...

 

Brexit mate ... UK fishing fleet is ****ed without being able to sell to EU markets ... Captain B won't be the last

 

So it is okay to die within 28 days of taking the experimental vaccine because you were already old or ill but it’s not okay to die from covid within 28 days of positive with a highly sensitive PCR test?

Understood.

 

I only use "stay safe" to wind ****s up, chillax.

 

Quality chart, that one. The red line (jabs) actually reaches backwards in time. Some sort of Quantum Metaphysical phenomenon?