What this country needs is another Adolf. I bet the Dutch didn’t confiscate sandwiches from Germans crossing the border when he was around.
I have techy mate that got done by the Ebay log in one and someone bid and won a load of fake auctions costing £200 each . Lol
I am reminded of an Al Pacino filum where the Feds hold a "Meet the New York Yankees" day (or summat) and they only invited criminals who then get nicked when they arrive. He felt sorry for a negro who turned up with his kid and told him to skedaddle lest he be nabbed by the constabulary. Your Covid golden ticket could be a means of enticing you in a similar way. Just depends on what you've been up to you naughty boy.
*Negro They did the same somewhere for real a few weeks ago, can't remember which country, doing one of those competitions that you need to keep touching a car for whatever amount of hours to win it. Think they arrested 10 or so.