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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Jan 23, 2020.

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  1. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    ^^^^lives on a diet of KFC and Greggs, and sleeps in a skip
     
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    Archers Road, Oct 16, 2020
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  2. pud

    pud Guest

    ****billed platypus
     
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    pud, Oct 16, 2020
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Yassssss <party>
     
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    Gambol, Oct 16, 2020
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  4. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Wales off limits for regions in the UK with high fake coronavirus cases.
     
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    Easter Road 1980, Oct 16, 2020
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  5. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    Has fingers ever regaled you of his liaison with a Welsh bird?
     
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    Ciaran, Oct 16, 2020
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  6. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Sadly yes, on many an occasion.
     
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    Easter Road 1980, Oct 16, 2020
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  7. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    "circunt breaker" this "fartbreaker" that

    Just call it what it is "****ing up peoples lives and the economy regularly breaker".
     
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    Easter Road 1980, Oct 16, 2020
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  8. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Imagine if Seal had sung I Am The Walrus?

    Would have broken the internet imho
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Obviously I didny finger her.
     
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    Gambol, Oct 16, 2020
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  10. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    So your finger's not still up her then?
     
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    Archers Road, Oct 16, 2020
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  11. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    When you fist the missus do you use the big fist or the small fist?
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Oct 16, 2020
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  12. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    A pertinent question
     
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    Ciaran, Oct 16, 2020
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Yup. Vagina dentata it's real, not a myth, for Welsh burds.
     
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    Gambol, Oct 16, 2020
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Big fist for her fanny. Small fist for her dung funnel. She is a lady, after all.
     
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    Gambol, Oct 16, 2020
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    IMG-20201016-WA0001.jpg
     
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  16. Easter Road 1980

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  17. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    A fluffy lamb, springing about the place.
     
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    pompeymeowth, Oct 16, 2020
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  18. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    You're just basing that on the name now, poor show <laugh>
     
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    Diego, Oct 16, 2020
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  19. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Alright fair enough, he's a Jacaré.
     
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    pompeymeowth, Oct 16, 2020
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  20. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    Could you still have a half decent weekend in London with these measures? @Toby fellow booze hound
     
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    Ciaran, Oct 17, 2020
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