Coronavirus. Just Coronavirus.

"The Bus Of Life".

 

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Big money ... ****in huge

 

So the CDC rate my chances of Coronavirus survival as 99.98% ?
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Thats got to be twice as safe as having a shower.

My daughter flushed the toilet and the temperature went up so high I thought I was going to get 3rd degree burns or slip to my death .

I have installed handle bars now and shower with a crash helmet just as a precaution.

 

Get a seat in the shower you utter reckless bastard. ...

And reduce the flow to a trickle

and only shower for 2 minutes maximum

 

Maybe wear a stab-proof vest just in case you are attacked by a militant fundamentalist arab while you are taking a shower. It could happen.

 

Blimey, if you think it gets fractious on GC you need to check out the QPR board

https://not606.com/threads/the-great-reset-hence-the-delusion-of-the-masses.386733/page-10

All kicking off with our resident conspiracy theorist and the Guardianistas. I've not joined in, I tend to stick to the excellent jokes and music threads over on the home board.

The Great Reset thread is already at 10 pages and looks to continue for some time until Auntie Mod shuts it down.

 

I was going yo ask how Hugill got on last season but they closed it already

 

He was pretty decent to be fair, wouldn't have minded him signing up full time but we are skint. Still having to bring in loans and develop the youth team and sell off anyone with promise to help balance the books. Small team, small ground, only a small hard-core number of fans and lots of juicy competition on our doorstep with more attractive trophy cabinets.

We can sell out our half of the ticket allocation at Wembley but we'd struggle to fill a 40,000 seater stadium each week unless we were a permanent fixture in the Premiership. I love Loftus Road to bits but it only holds about 18,000 and we don't generate enough income through the turnstiles hence being brassic. That and the c.unts at the FA who did us for over £40mil.

 

That's what happens when you let dodgy foreign owners take over and declare to the World QPR will be a global brand to match Barcelona in 5 years.

FFP cheats by all accounts

 

And install traffic bollards in case a driverless car goes psycho.

 

The Four Year Plan was a real eye opener. The R's on the march to win the Championship, dodgy dealings with agents, FA investigations into signing Ale Faurlin and only finding out on the last day of the season that we weren't getting points deducted and in the middle of it you have Flavio Briatore shouting down to the manager to make substitutions and multi-billionaire Bernie Ecclestone complaining that we were using expensive water.

Broke the rules on financial fair play and had to settle for a £42million fine but Man Citeh got away with a £10mil fine and were allowed back into the Champions league for their own breaches. Our arab owner isn't in the same league as Citeh's arab owners.

 

FPP is only there to stop the “lesser” clubs challenging the status quo ...

 

Your owner is Malaysian he owns Malaysian Airlines the same one that had the suspicious crash .

 

Is it **** it's to try and create a level playing field in the 2nd Division Nigelshire league.
If Villa hadn't gone up they would have been screwed over .

The rewards for promotion are so huge foreign despots are happy to gamble hundreds of million to go up.

If it wasn't for FFP Norwich would not be able to get promotion.

 

It is beginning to look that way. It was originally intended to stop cavalier owners putting clubs futures at risk by treating football as a casino, but it hasn’t really worked because UEFA, who administer the rules, is a thoroughly corrupt organisation.

 

It’s all about the Nigels for UEFA ... scum !

mon the Nigelshire second division.

 

The fit and proper test English FA use is also to blame ... look at Wigan !

They must just ask them “are you fit n proper ?”

 

As are most EUROPEAN based governing bodies.

UEFA are Rotten to the core