Currently, in Manchester, you can be sacked for refusing to sit in an office with someone, fined £100 for sitting with them at home, and get a discount voucher to eat with them in a busy restaurant
Casedemic spikes all over Europe as mass testing folk with no symptoms kicks in. Won't somebody think of the children!!
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are washed up on a desert island and years after living off their wits with all the trials and tribulations of having to rub up against each other until one of them finds an old bottle and out pops a Genie. "I will grant you each one wish only" Scottish bloke says "I want you to send me back home to Glasgow but with a 50 foot wall built all the way around it to keep those f.ucking English bastards as far away from me as possible!" Bang! The Scotsman is transported back to Glasgow and finds the 50 foot wall built as requested. Irish bloke says "Jeesus, I sure miss Mac, could you send me back to Glasgow to be with him?" Bang! Mick finds himself back in Glasgow with his old mate Mac. English bloke thinks for a while and asks the Genie "That wall you built around Glasow...is it solid?" "Yes, it's 50ft tall and finished in the most hard wearing marble, it's totally secure. What do you wish for?" English bloke thinks a bit longer and says "Fill it with water"
It's sent Khan into a proper hissy as he wasn't seen as significant enough to be included in the considerations.
https://metro.co.uk/2020/08/03/gunman-opens-fire-cops-told-wear-mask-13079030/ Goes to buy cigars, told to wear a mask, kicks off at store employees, is offered service outside shop so that he doesn't have to wear a mask, takes cigars, shoots cashier. Police go to arrest him and he opens fire with an AK47, he gets winged by the Police and arrested. Lawyer claims his client is "just not handling the pandemic well"
I've probably been in shops over 20 times and only been reminded to wear a mask once and showed her my "I'm exempt" download from the Govts website and went on my merry way. Passed a fellow non-mask wearer in Tesco earlier today, both nodded at each other as we walked in opposite directions. The resistance starts now. Can't believe how lily-livered the UK populace are now. Generations of Left-wing gay politicking has reduced the bulldog spirit to Chihuahua-level poovery. You have left wing stalwarts lauding Toareez for imposing authoritarian controls on its citizens. Every morning you wake up to some other doom-mongering media outlet going on about second waves which have not happened anywhere in the world yet and Sweden continues to be ignored as infections and deaths plummet there as our Govt and their spastic supporters don't want to admit that they panicked and were completely wrong. The new one seems to be that if you criticize lockdown as not having worked, it was because lockdown didn't happen sooner, wasn't strict enough or wasn't long enough, in other words, "rob me of more of my liberty please as I'm a hapless lickspittle". The facts remain facts, if you are going to die from the virus then you are going to die of this virus. The sheer arrogance of humanity that it can control the virus as Govts, aided and abetted by ****y simpletons on social media, completely destroy the country for a generation or more to "save the lives" of folk who were at the end of their lives anyway, which they totally failed to do! FTP
We saw the footage from Florida with rednecks saying they'd die for their flag but being forced to wear a mask to prevent the spread of disease was against their constitutional and human rights. Florida is among the three highest spike states for Covid-19. If you are going to die from this virus just because you are going to die from the virus maybe you could have a think back over the last few weeks and months as you lie on your deathbed with your family having to wave at you from outside the window of the ICU and wonder if maybe, just maybe, wearing a mask might of helped. You could style it out and tell the NHS staff trying to save your life to f.uck off and make a dance video instead. At least you will die like a man and not in the kitchen wearing a pinny like me.
