Coronavirus. Just Coronavirus.

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns.

 

It’s all the tatties n Guinness

 

Just you do as Boris says old timer

 

Went to the beach today with the bairns, no masks were worn on the train Chip shop or other shops .
Sat down at a table on the train on the way back and felt eyes on me for not wearing a mask so pulled out a nice cold Staropramen chipped the lid off and went full **** you mode.

Didn't even bother buying tickets

 

Maybe God loves them (no one else does)

 

Cor, you're hard.

 

Just the way your dung funnel likes it.

 

I told yous about the gloves being useless and I'm telling you about most of the masks being useless. Why does my Ma have to change her mask a few times in each house (after every task) yet ****s have to wear the same one all day?

Mug central

 

There is something about an ice cold beer on a day like today that feels really good.

Droplets of condensation falling down the neck of the bottle as you take a large well deserved swig.

You can't beat it Archie, go out and treat yourself you've been good for years one won't hurt

 

You wouldn't like me when I'm drunk.

 

Is your mum a carer/home visitor?

 

I don't like you as you are all bitter and bent out of shape.

There is no such thing as an alcoholic it's just someone that blames alcohol when they **** up.

 

Escort

 

35 years in the Belfast Trust

 

His question was for me m8

 

No such thing as Coronavirus, no such thing as alcoholism...I'm seeing a pattern emerging here.

 

My mum has carers come in every morning to help her get dressed. Most of them don't wear masks, they did for a while I think.

 

Report them.

 

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