The health minister may well have said something along those lines by their chancellor and tourism minister are ready to slash their wrists. The likes of Majorca and Tenerife are up sh.it creek without our knuckle dragging Club 18-30 mongs spending all their cash on watered down vodka and regrettable tattoos.
We have to use those napper zappers on ourselves at work and record our temperature each morning and afternoon. I don't mind it as a precautionary measure but suspect I may be developing a tumour in my brain because I've forgotten what Tuesday is.
No way Gyms have been open here a few weeks, the 14th September ffs Have you fired a few lbs on @Toley Fart ?
I piled on a **** load then booked a holiday, so far the past 2 weeks been fasting every day only eating 1 meal at dinner. Lost a stone already