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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Jan 23, 2020.

  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I haven't registered any finds since then. Got some stuff in a box for them but hardly been out in last two years since moving up Leicester way.
     
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  2. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    He was going to do that anyway.
     
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  3. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    Cracking idea. I'm getting one exactly the same. I wonder how many times Steve will get pulled for shoplifting now though? :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  4. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    That isn't even Steve though, that's my mate Dave. You are too late with your idea.
     
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  5. GroveRanger

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    Four persons of ethnicity pushed through the barrier at Vauxhall station without a single challenge this morning and proceeded to enter the underground station and to the exact same thing to get onto the tube, again unchallenged. All four got onto the tube train with no face coverings and nobody of authority challenged them there either.

    The common denominator? Staff at Vauxhall rail and tube stations were at the time all of the same ethnicity. It's the same every time I go through the station, a bunch of lazy c.unts all stood over by the furthest barrier with their masks under their (many) chins having a chat and a laugh while the bredren stroll through the barriers giving not a single solitary f.uck.

    £2500 a year I pay for a season ticket and I am meant to shrug my shoulders at black fare dodgers because if they were nicked some f.ucktard would be holding a camera phone in the Policeman's face screaming that he was racist.

    And what about BAMEs being at more risk? You'd think they'd have the intelligence to protect themselves against a virus that they are statistically more likely to catch...……….oh, I see what I did there.
     
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  7. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Great news guys, now is not the time to ask what are NHS and big pharma can do for us but what we can do for them.

    They don't need you to clap , you are given this once in a lifetime chance to test the new Covid-19 vaccinations before 100 million doses are bought using tax payers money at considerable expense.

    The time for heroes is now , volunteers needed to put their bodies on the line for humanity.

    Sign up today

    https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/coronavirus-covid-19/research/coronavirus-vaccine-research/
     
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  8. DMD

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    Is there any guidance on what's deemed as a suitable face mask?

    I might go for one of these cuties.

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  9. stopmeandslapme

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    Unfortunately I’m too old but anyone late-twenties or younger should definitely take part.
     
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  10. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Even standard flu jabs can contain

    Mercury
    Formaldehyde
    Gelatin
    Aluminium
    Monosodium glutamate

    Jews vegetarians and Muslims voluntarily inject ground pig bones into their bloodstream when taking most vaccines.

    https://www.publichealth.org/public-awareness/understanding-vaccines/goes-vaccine/
     
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  11. stopmeandslapme

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    No excuses, volunteer, it is your duty.
    I’d be first in the queue if I hadn’t already turned 30.
     
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  12. Toby

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    Would you rant if those imaginary fare dodgers were white? Nope.

    Just ****ing end your miserable beige joyless existence now ffs <doh>
     
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  13. Ciaran

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    When I stayed in London for a couple of months in '99 I never paid onto the tube, just used to jump in behind someone. Can that still be done?
     
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    You need to cover the sensors with your hand or the doors smash into your nuts .
     
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  15. stopmeandslapme

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    Shhh.
     
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    It’s a lot harder now. You can still double up, but the barriers “know” and so do the staff.

    I don’t think I paid full fare on the tube once throughout the 80’s. I considered it my right as a Londoner to knock the fare. Also, who can resist a challenge?

    At the big West End stations you’d go to the excess fare window and pay the minimum; just tell them you’d got on at the stop before. Some stations would have a bloke standing at the exit with his paw out, ready to trouser all the 20ps from punters who didn’t have tickets.

    Life was easier then.
     
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    Most of these disappear in the mix, so you are not actually getting Mercury and formaldehyde injected, but pig bones you are
     
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