You know something that really grinds my gears? That add for garage doors where that Reality TV plank says, “what I really like is the craftsmanship”. There’s no ****ing craftsmanship you plum, they’re made in factories, by robots. ****s
It’s because proddies have two left feet ... In Scotland you are often asked “whit fit dae ye kick wi” (what foot do you kick with) . i.e. are you catholic or Protestant . Catholic’s have normal right and left feet ... so we answer right . Proddies only say left .
It’s like zombie apocalypse over here. A trip to the shops means clambering over piles of corpses while avoiding roaming hordes of the undead
Can see people traveling to Belfast from the south going to Spain, coming back and saying nothing, unless they have a border
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...r-online-visiting-pubs-says-Matt-Hancock.html Want a pint ? Get traced ...
Wouldn't want to be on that list when Sharia is adopted: "According to scholar Muhammad Saalih al-Munajjid of Saudi Arabia, the consensus of classical Islamic scholars of fiqh (fuqaha’) for the punishment for consumption of alcohol is flogging, but scholars differ as to the number of lashes to be administered to the drinker, "the majority of scholars are of the view that it is eighty lashes for a free man" and forty for slaves and women."
No one gives a **** anymore in London. Was out earlier and it's as busy as usual. Bring on the pubs ffs.
I stopped giving a **** about 6 weeks ago when I started visiting the bird again. And now we're all back in the office. Still enjoying giving the public a contemptuous look if one comes too close.
