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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Jan 23, 2020.

  1. pud

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    Think we’ll start “reopening” over next few weeks ...

    My works call centre has opened up but at majorly reduced capacity ...

    Story from HR from my offfice

    one girl , staying at home with her Mum ,who was diagnosed as having covid19, came into work ...and proceed to share cigarettes with 3 other girls during the day .

    They have been sent for a test ...

    Fannies
     
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  2. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    They’re getting their fannies tested?
     
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  3. pud

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    You need to swab something
     
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  4. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Fuking Tory scum and Brexit mutants deserve to die anyway.
    Get back in the EUROPEAN UNION before its to late
     
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    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Yea hopefully but expecting a few projects to be shelved.

    Uncertain times, construction game **** enough without this extra layer of pish.
     
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  6. pud

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    Aye , my bro is a construction PM and now been furloughed due to the **** show ...and he’s on much more than the minimum he’ll receive ...

    hopefully you get some projects kick started in next few weeks ...
     
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  7. GroveRanger

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    Walking the dog in the park this morning highlighted the fact that all the neighbourhood scumbags have now given up lockdown and spent a jolly evening yesterday eating various forms of take away (chicken shop & kebabs) got so stoned that they dropped their Swan filters, obviously not in any condition to pick up their cans of Fosters and bottles of Stella and made a nice decorative pile of silver nitrous oxide cartridges and burst balloons in the car park. Yes, the car park, which indicates that after getting sh.it faced they drove away afterwards. Nice.

    I know for a FACT that GC is full of piss artists, stoners and other forms of mong so I don't expect any sympathy but the local park is where kids are meant to go and play and dogs get to stretch their legs. Nobody should have to face the filth left behind by degenerate selfish ars.eholes.
     
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  9. pud

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    One man's "facts" is another man's "lies".

    You read your source and accept it as the "truth" or see it as "false".

    Your opinion is someone else's .

    That's people in general...
     
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    Stoners don't use Swan filters...
     
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    Why did you not offer the your own test, a length of man stick can cure anything
     
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  12. Toby

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    Is that your go-to cure when you have a cold?
     
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    Do they do those Swan Filters for Geese too?

    I could do with some to filter the Geese out, as the ****ers keep coming off the lake and they can't half ****e.
     
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    Now you know what we have to put up with every day.

    The Geese = You
    Your garden = GC
    Your posts = Massive piles of ****
     
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    Who uses filters in joints or am I missing the joke?
     
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    I have no idea if stoners use filters in their joints and in the scheme of things this ranks very low on my giving a flying f.uckometer. I merely observed that amongst all the detritus some f.ucknuckle had dropped a bunch of filters.

    It is a mixture of teens and "adults" who seem intent on ruining our local public spaces. They are split into two camps, the teens are all secretive, furtively hiding away from the public eye drooling over the soggy ends of poorly crafted spliffs and the 20-something professional c.unts who roll up (pun intended) to the park laden with food, drink and any class B or C contraband, have a kick around for a bit in the evening sun then get pissed and stoned/high before f.ucking off and leaving their sh.it strewn all over the park.

    I don't really care if they act the c.unt but at least clear up the mess.
     
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    Littering, spitting and pestering wildlife should all be punishable by death.
     
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    ^^ clearly has an issue with Aberdeen fans
     
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