Coronavirus. Just Coronavirus.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-52522052

They're all at it.

 

Scare half the population to death with wild predictions of potentially hundreds of thousands of deaths, meanwhile they’re swanning about with not a care in the world.

 

Blimey, they'r going to extreme measures to get the taffies to stay in doors.

 

Antifa sticking it to the man

https://districtherald.com/antifa-a...for-demanding-rent-turns-out-its-his-grandma/

 

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Hey guise, there's some software you can download which will protect you against all viruses including Covid-19:
https://www.mcafee.com/

 

I know about 5 people. My brother thinks he has had it twice, once in January when he was away skiing and again 3 weeks ago. He is a dentist in London so looking in people's mouths is probably an easy way of catching it.

 

How is he filling in his time now?

 

This surprises me. I honestly thought you were meaning to say "sublime".

 

Retrained as a gynaecologist. Now spends all day looking at ****s, which coincidentally is how I spend a lot of my working day.

 

Eating, drinking and watching TV.

 

Does your brother have any tips on anesthesia?

 

I'm due a checkup next week but that won't be happening,thank **** I have no problems at the moment.

 

You know the drill.

 

Are you looking at me or chewing a brick?

 

fs haven't heard that one in donkey's years

 

I was