News Just in: a pastor in the USA has just died after drinking a bottle of disinfectant. Trump is to be charged with a bleach of the priest.
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/health/smokers-less-likely-catch-coronavirus-21919521 Ah ha ha git it up yees all you non smokers.
America has announced plans to save thousands of lives when the coronavirus lockdown ends. They're not opening the schools.