Coronavirus. Just Coronavirus.

No matter how I struggle and strive,
I'll never get out of this world alive...

- Hank Williams

 

Just got an update from my work about reopening on 4th May. Initially only 20% of staff who are happy to volunteer to go back and be removed from being furloughed as you can’t do work while your furloughed.

Think I’ll tell them to ram it tbh, am no volunteering **** all.

 

£1k if you live ****ing miles from anywhere, you're looking at £1.5k minimum for somewhere vaguely decent.

 

I'd probably go nuts if I wasn't working tbh.

 

Dress like little whores but save themselves for marriage I think?

 

I've been making over payments, just nibbling away at the debt means each months payment is going less on interest and more on paying the balance.

 

Aye but it would be the ultimate danger ride

 

You sure the overpayments are being used to reduce the capital, and not just putting you in front with the interest payments? Some mortgage companies are ****ing crooks and need watching.

 

Hm. Not sure I find the idea of being dragged out into a field and getting shot in the bollocks, all that titillating tbh.

 

I have mortgage with my bank I can see balance in my online account and it goes down. What they do if you overpay is adjust your monthly payment so your term is unchanged. I noticed this and had my monthly payments fixed at the original amount hence my earlier statement.

 

An economy losing a 3rd of GDP will kill more than the deadly virus.

 

Just watching Mash Report with Nish Kumar , one of the funniest shows I have ever seen .

Well done BBC

 

You like something that has someone called Nish Kumar in it? Nish? Kumar?

Sounds like a trap to me.

 

Study shows death rate is around 0.1%
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...s-far-more-widespread-than-previously-thought

 

No it doesn't

 

'Non peer reviewed'.

Guardian isn't worth a **** these days Stopme, why do you still read it?

 

It's free, good crosswords, the odd interesting article.

 

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...ns-are-dying-in-greater-numbers-from-covid-19

 

I ain't watching a 67 minute video, can't you find something that runs for no more than a minute?