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  1. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Have you got your feet up and slippers on and the little woman keeping you topped up with drinks and snacks while you're sitting at the computer?
     
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  2. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Funnily enough..............just waiting for my tuna and cheese jacket potato <laugh>
     
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    Good man, you've got her trained right.
     
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  4. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    Salutation WP on the auspicious occasion of your ascendence to the most prestigious and glorious position of Moderator supreme elect, oh and all that stuff,

    I Sir remain your most humble servant, does this mean l have to stop referring to you as "Pouchy"?

    Yours Geordie in the Fen, oh and well done, good shout.
     
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  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Hell no, I'm not precious.

    How far does this servant thing stretch though? :bandit:
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Dec 16, 2012
  6. Agent Bruce

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    Just snap your fingers and shout for a beer. That should find out for you.
     
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    <ale> You called sir?
     
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  8. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    Sorry to disappoint, but l don't do beer.
    Now if you wanted a nice dry white or a fruity full bodied red, oh no sorry that's AB's penchant, then l Sir am your man (servant)

    Failing that l hear for a mere £28.000, yeah, that's right, a mere 28k, you could have a Methuselar of Chrystal champagne. Right Pouchy, your round, you buy, l'll serve as Chief Taster, you know how it is, assassins may have plotted to poison the new King! Lol
     
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  9. Agent Bruce

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    Don't do it WP, you'll end up with no Champagne and a drunken bum laying on the floor bringing up all over the carpet.
     
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  10. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    Who are you calling a drunken bum? I can hold my drink, especially if it's a nice glass of bubbly, had lots and lots of glasses already today, hic, all in the cause, hic, of deciding , hic , which one to have at Crimbo, .
    Scientific experimentation was never, hic, this much, hic, fun at school, hic.
     
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  11. Agent Bruce

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    Just had home brew at school did you?
     
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  12. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    Oh dear AB, you have just reminded me of an early childhood experiment involving a box of twiglets and a can of Guinness for breakfast.
    The slogan at the time was "Guinness is good for you" suffice to say, it wasn't
     
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    And you haven't touched a drop since?
     
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    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    Scouts honor, definitely have never eaten twiglets nor drunk Guinness in any combination, from that day to this.
    Must have been something to do with the close encounter involving Mr Ralph and Mr Huwey in the bathroom, if you get my drift?
    Sick as the proverbial parrot............
     
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  15. Agent Bruce

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    I remember somebody calling for Hughie once, I thought he was calling for Hughie Gallacher to come back and play for us.
     
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    imagesCASJF1H5.jpg



    Judge Pouch...<laugh>
     
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  17. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    You better believe it Jim! <laugh> I predict a spate of bannings one morning for no particular reason other than someone using the last of the milk at work, or something similarly trivial.
     
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    The Baldhead Redemption.

    " And that's how it went for jimiley.

    That was his routine. I do believe those
    first two years were the worst for
    him. And I also believe if things
    had gone on that way, this place
    would have got the best of him.
    But then, in the spring of 2013
    the powers-that-be decided that the roof of St. James Park needed resurfacing "...<laugh>
     
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    Where did you find WP's real pic Jim?
     
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    I googled " Judges with no thumbs " and this came up titled " Justice Fingers " but further research led me to discover it was actually Warm Pouch . The interesting thing is it's his real hair and not a wig....<laugh>


    I'd better go now whilst he's summing up otherwise I'll end up sewing mail bags.
     
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